thenextksmith

I'm gonna try and get the stitches taken out of my finger tomorrow.
Hopefully, if I have a scar, I'll be able to come up with some interesting reasons as to having a huge scar over on finger. So far I've got:

1) Knife fight with a marmoset.
2) Kraken attack.
3) Telling people that I'm Batman.
4)That I got it in the War of 1812 (At which I grab my hand and look off into the distance solemnly. Sometimes I'll yell "DAMNIT BILLY! IF ONLY YOU'D STAY'D IN THE FOX HOLE!"

and finally
*drumroll*

5)Chicken wing eating contest gone wrong.


Any other ideas?