thenewmexican

grandma just asked me if i knew a girl who she met the other day. half way into the description i ID'd the girl and commented on her stunning good looks. then asked grandma to introduce me. she laughed. i responded by saying i knew she didn't love me and wanted me to be an alcoholic. she replied "pues si, te doy whiske toda tu vida para no te casas y me compre sus zapatos" (yeah, i'm going to give you whiskey your whole life so you don't get married and i have to buy your shoes) fuck she is cool