Cornelius: If you read this before it goes off the site, know that, as far as anyone can consider anyone else they've met online and have never seen in the real world a friend, I consider you a friend. We seem to have a lot in common, not the least of which is a shared affinity for the name Cornelius.
Unravled: I like you. A...
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Cornelius: you probably won't read this, as it doesn't seem that you've spent a lot of time on the boards. This will, of course, bring up the obvious question of why I am not simply posting this in my journal. And of course, the obvious answer is, "STFU!!" A little less obvious, but no more profound, is that I'm an attention whore. I like the...
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Well, folks, it looks like the time is here: time for me to move on. I was bound to pack it up sooner or later. Who'd'a thought it would be sooner.
I can't exactly pinpoint why I'm leaving the site (besides the obvious monetary gain, of course). I'd say the biggest reason is that I don't use it for porn anymore. I paid for a...
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I can't exactly pinpoint why I'm leaving the site (besides the obvious monetary gain, of course). I'd say the biggest reason is that I don't use it for porn anymore. I paid for a...
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unravled:
Merry Christmas!
johnny_crotchrot:
Going to play any final pranks before ya go?
[Edited on Dec 29, 2003 4:35PM]
[Edited on Dec 29, 2003 4:35PM]
I'm off to spend an insufferable few hours with a guy I work with, his friend's girlfriend, and his friend's girlfriend's friend. Why will it be unsufferable? I'll tell you why, since you asked so nicely and prettily: His friend's girlfriend's friend is one Rebecca Roma. Still doesn't ring a bell? Check out my crush list. Yeah.
Maybe that doesn't fully explain why the few...
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Maybe that doesn't fully explain why the few...
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soeffinhappy:
Look DOOOOOD I wasn't talking about a specific thread!!! Do you wanna fight?!? 
turin:
Man, you got snarked on that happy thanksgiving thread. I don't understand how some people think anticonsumerism and use of the internet are incompatible. Just because you use corporation-produced products doesn't mean that you have to consider material acquisition/consumption your prime motivational force (as so many people do) or that you can't patronise, say, compaq, which is a farily benign corporation, while still protesting halliburton's political influence and what union carbide did to bhopal.
Ich bin traurig.
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allister:
Hell, you started this fracas:
HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? -- Can you drive a French motorcycle?
IDIOS AMIGOS -- We're wild and crazy guys!
VENI, VIPI, VICI -- I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered.
COGITO EGGO SUM -- I think; therefore I am a waffle.
RIGOR MORRIS -- The cat is dead.
RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID -- Honk if you're Scottish.
QUE SERA SERF -- Life is feudal.
LE ROI EST MORT. JIVE LE ROI -- The king is dead. No kidding.
POSH MORTEM -- Death styles of the rich and famous
PRO BOZO PUBLICO -- Support your local clown.
MONAGE A TROIS -- I am three years old.
FELIX NAVIDAD -- Our cat has a boat.
HASTE CUISINE -- Fast French food
VENI, VIDI, VICE -- I came, I saw, I partied.
QUIP PRO QUO -- A fast retort
ALOHA OY -- Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you should never know.
(from : http://www.oldbakehouse.u-net.com/extras/jokes/foreign.html)
HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? -- Can you drive a French motorcycle?
IDIOS AMIGOS -- We're wild and crazy guys!
VENI, VIPI, VICI -- I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered.
COGITO EGGO SUM -- I think; therefore I am a waffle.
RIGOR MORRIS -- The cat is dead.
RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID -- Honk if you're Scottish.
QUE SERA SERF -- Life is feudal.
LE ROI EST MORT. JIVE LE ROI -- The king is dead. No kidding.
POSH MORTEM -- Death styles of the rich and famous
PRO BOZO PUBLICO -- Support your local clown.
MONAGE A TROIS -- I am three years old.
FELIX NAVIDAD -- Our cat has a boat.
HASTE CUISINE -- Fast French food
VENI, VIDI, VICE -- I came, I saw, I partied.
QUIP PRO QUO -- A fast retort
ALOHA OY -- Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you should never know.
(from : http://www.oldbakehouse.u-net.com/extras/jokes/foreign.html)
allister:
Hell, you started this fracas. Here goes :
HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? -- Can you drive a French motorcycle?
IDIOS AMIGOS -- We're wild and crazy guys!
VENI, VIPI, VICI -- I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered.
COGITO EGGO SUM -- I think; therefore I am a waffle.
RIGOR MORRIS -- The cat is dead.
RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID -- Honk if you're Scottish.
QUE SERA SERF -- Life is feudal.
LE ROI EST MORT. JIVE LE ROI -- The king is dead. No kidding.
POSH MORTEM -- Death styles of the rich and famous
PRO BOZO PUBLICO -- Support your local clown.
MONAGE A TROIS -- I am three years old.
FELIX NAVIDAD -- Our cat has a boat.
HASTE CUISINE -- Fast French food
VENI, VIDI, VICE -- I came, I saw, I partied.
QUIP PRO QUO -- A fast retort
ALOHA OY -- Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you should never know.
(from : http://www.oldbakehouse.u-net.com/extras/jokes/foreign.html)
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HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? -- Can you drive a French motorcycle?
IDIOS AMIGOS -- We're wild and crazy guys!
VENI, VIPI, VICI -- I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered.
COGITO EGGO SUM -- I think; therefore I am a waffle.
RIGOR MORRIS -- The cat is dead.
RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID -- Honk if you're Scottish.
QUE SERA SERF -- Life is feudal.
LE ROI EST MORT. JIVE LE ROI -- The king is dead. No kidding.
POSH MORTEM -- Death styles of the rich and famous
PRO BOZO PUBLICO -- Support your local clown.
MONAGE A TROIS -- I am three years old.
FELIX NAVIDAD -- Our cat has a boat.
HASTE CUISINE -- Fast French food
VENI, VIDI, VICE -- I came, I saw, I partied.
QUIP PRO QUO -- A fast retort
ALOHA OY -- Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you should never know.
(from : http://www.oldbakehouse.u-net.com/extras/jokes/foreign.html)
[Edited on Nov 27, 2003 10:13PM]
I thought she was dressed as Storm; turns out, she was dressed as Rogue after Rogue had touched Storm. The sheer depth of understanding needed for such a costume astounded me. I think she really just wanted an excuse to wear her Wild Eyes contacts.
We talked for a bit, I in my fake British accent, she in her real American one. We hit it...
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We talked for a bit, I in my fake British accent, she in her real American one. We hit it...
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starisea:
Hello,
I just read your comment about adding friends on the boards, and well, it made a lot of sense. So I thought I would stop by and introduce myself properly. I added you to my list because you are a really amazing writer. Your journal has a very interesting, literary feel to it. I was also struck by your 9/28 entry. I have been feeling the same way for the last couple of years. It comes and goes, and when it is gone, it's hard to remember the dead feeling, but anyway, blah, blah, blah . . . Hi!
I just read your comment about adding friends on the boards, and well, it made a lot of sense. So I thought I would stop by and introduce myself properly. I added you to my list because you are a really amazing writer. Your journal has a very interesting, literary feel to it. I was also struck by your 9/28 entry. I have been feeling the same way for the last couple of years. It comes and goes, and when it is gone, it's hard to remember the dead feeling, but anyway, blah, blah, blah . . . Hi!
radiobastet:
The question is more like - how do I solve a problem like a silly guy who double-posts??? 
Just kidding. Now, my contact info is right there in my profile; so keep in touch, won't you?
Just kidding. Now, my contact info is right there in my profile; so keep in touch, won't you?
At the traffic light two turns from her house the White Stripes' "I'm Bound To Pack It Up" comes on and she says, tears in her eyes, "We're not going to last much longer, are we?"
I struggle for a minute with the lie ready to lead and say, "I don't know." One lie for another, I guess.
At her house I turn down the...
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I struggle for a minute with the lie ready to lead and say, "I don't know." One lie for another, I guess.
At her house I turn down the...
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unravled:
Super nice, but it'd still be in MO.
cornelius:
hey matt... you doing okay?
-bobby
-bobby
so she wore the same perfume
this pregnant checkout girl on lane two
she smiles her perfunctory smile
rings up my socks and i lean in to give her
the ten and it hits me
the same perfume
i smelled for a year of my life i wonder
where and what the girl i lost
i threw away like so much garbage i
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this pregnant checkout girl on lane two
she smiles her perfunctory smile
rings up my socks and i lean in to give her
the ten and it hits me
the same perfume
i smelled for a year of my life i wonder
where and what the girl i lost
i threw away like so much garbage i
still don't...
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unravled:
That's more than enough for me. Those are two of my favorite things.
themadking:
hhh
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[Edited on Oct 12, 2003 5:35PM]
Really, what's the point?
Ennui, or something like it...
Lately I've been afflicted with a decreasing will to live. It seems everything has lost its colour, its glamour. There's a lack of colour to everything, a grey light cast on my low life. I have no wish to do anything, to work, to play. I've posted on the boards about twice in the last week, when I usually post...
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Lately I've been afflicted with a decreasing will to live. It seems everything has lost its colour, its glamour. There's a lack of colour to everything, a grey light cast on my low life. I have no wish to do anything, to work, to play. I've posted on the boards about twice in the last week, when I usually post...
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cornelius:
i've actually seen the white stripes 3 times... the first time, opening for garbage, they had this cult-like quality, and everyone was going crazy, nodding their heads and dancing along to the beat... at coachella they made us all wait 30 minutes in silence, and then before they came out an ambulance drove by with sirens blaring... when they took the stage they looked fresh from the crypt, and jack and meg had this intense psychic quality with each other, matching each drum hit with each guitar strum...
friday night they looked a little wore out, like they were tired of the whole thing. jack was wearing these weird harlequin freddie mercury tights, half red and half black, and they just were not as into it as i had witnessed before. this was also the last date for the current north american tour, so i guess that gives them an excuse.
they still rocked, mind you, they just seemed out of it.
-bobby
friday night they looked a little wore out, like they were tired of the whole thing. jack was wearing these weird harlequin freddie mercury tights, half red and half black, and they just were not as into it as i had witnessed before. this was also the last date for the current north american tour, so i guess that gives them an excuse.
they still rocked, mind you, they just seemed out of it.
-bobby
mrgrieves:
Shit Dang! I know exactly how that goes... I think.
I have this tendency to sleep in 'til 6pm. then play some computer pinball or freecell. Then about 9pm I realize I should really go out and eat before I pass out. So I call my friends who aren't home and don't return calls. I go somewhere, eat alone then come home and play more games 'til the sun comes up.
On other days, for a bit of variety, I also go to work.
I'd kill myself but that seems more pointless than space cadet pinball.
ennui is the perfect word for it and it's seems to be the only thing i have the energy to talk about anymore.
I have this tendency to sleep in 'til 6pm. then play some computer pinball or freecell. Then about 9pm I realize I should really go out and eat before I pass out. So I call my friends who aren't home and don't return calls. I go somewhere, eat alone then come home and play more games 'til the sun comes up.
On other days, for a bit of variety, I also go to work.
I'd kill myself but that seems more pointless than space cadet pinball.
ennui is the perfect word for it and it's seems to be the only thing i have the energy to talk about anymore.
She wasn't psycho. Never had been. Did thinking that ever make it easier to believe that what I did was justified? Was fair? Was right? If that was the case... No, no lies; that was the case. She wasn't right, so everything I did was right by comparison. Right?
She was definitely off, I know that. Weird, kooky, emotional problems, a bit on the obsessive...
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She was definitely off, I know that. Weird, kooky, emotional problems, a bit on the obsessive...
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r00kers:
233, nope. Though I think you may be the first to get it.
Better question: Are any of the Fibonacci numbers perfect squares? Perfect squares of other Fibonacci numbers?
Better question: Are any of the Fibonacci numbers perfect squares? Perfect squares of other Fibonacci numbers?
But yer on my friend list too...
So one thing we have in common is terrible memories...
but feel free to do one thing...
Grab my AIM name if you catch this before never coming back.....
say Hi....
\m/