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Why must I be so inhumanly shy, world? What kind of absolute fucking prick was I in another life to have deserved this sort of torment, now?

Y'see, there is this girl. I have had one half of a conversation with her. And I am already immensely fond. As I told someone, "I felt my pupils dilate". The issue is that I have absolutely...
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cavort:
So has anything come of trying to talk to the coffee girl?
themacroprosopus:
She always manages to be preoccupied with cleaning, or something. Which sounds like she's conspiring against me. I doubt that's the case, given that the parking lot is (strangely. It's a weird design) not visible from the store. At all.
Just horrible timing. Perhaps it's just not meant to happen. I'll give it until this gift card runs out.
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World, I'm bored. I want friends. Well, moreso, I want friends that aren't three hours away. The problem is that I'm ...socially stunted? We'll call it that. Once I have a friend, I'm good. I have no fucking clue how I get said friend, though. So, I'm not sure what to do in order to fix my problem. I...
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Fuck everything.
I have been driven to completely give up in regards to work. The place makes me so unbelievably furious. I consistently have an urge to harm not just random customers, but also the people I work with. And, it's becoming far too challenging to hide my hatred. I really think it's about time that I start truly looking for a new...
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World, please tell me that I'm not the only person who books off August 29th to watch every Terminator movie? Please? It IS fucking Judgement Day, after all.
If I could make this into a three-day weekend, I would. One should not neglect the television program.
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Dear God, someone help me. I'm listening to remixes/hip hop as a playlist. I'm not built to like this shit. Yet, I do, right now. I mean, currently, it's okay, because it's a Protest the Hero song. Otherwise, I'm frightened.


That's out of the way. Canada Day! I can't decide if the country's 30 years old...
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Christ, world, I need to stop drinking. It makes me see you a little too clearly.
Y'see, I recently started frequenting a "forum site" that I'd all but forgotten about. Figured it'd be some sort of way to ...quote-unquote socialize. Today, I went from being called a fag for claiming to have a brain that properly functions to seeing a picture of...
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Pissed. PISSED.

So, I'll save some of the boring shit. The key thing here is that my (now ex) girlfriend and I were planning on getting a car at the very beginning of the year. Then, we figured out that it would cost a metric fuckton, and that it would probably be a terrible idea (my doubts branched further than just the car, but...
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I'm afraid to pee, right now. I fear that my desire to flush will be so strong that I will tear a rift in the very fabric of reality, letting loose an infinite army of unfathomably grotesque (though, law of averages states that at least one of these uglies would win a beauty contest back home) creatures intent on destroying all we hold dear...
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gi_jo:
i just laughed my ass off ! thank you for the much need tickle in my belly!
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World, I'm bored. I command you to make someone fix it. Rarely do I request human interaction. This is big.
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Y'know, sometimes I want to accuse Our Lady Peace of lying. I don't always think that life is waiting for me. Maybe it's my fault, though (which, I guess, is Raine's point). Maybe I'm supposed to somehow manage to get out of this house, teleport into the nearest town, and magically overcome my innate fear of other human beings, in...
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It's funny. A guy I know recently stated that he thought I could be rather ..."important", I guess?... on YouTube, or Twitter.
I didn't bother querying him. While it would be a novel idea, doing some sort of widely followed video blog, a la the Digg boys, or Felicia Day's newest foray, I'm just Shawn. I have nothing to contribute to...
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