this week is proving to be one of the more trying of my 23 year and some odd months life span. for those you you who don't know, i posess the sex drive of an 18 year old boy. it's particularly bad this week, and i have no idea why. i think spring fever may have something to do with it.
it's torturous. it's not that i haven't had offers to erm...alleviate the problem, it's that i won't take advantage of them. that's not my game. i've got a wonderful guy who is quite good at his job [boyfriend as well as lover], but the only thing that complicates this is the fact that he's 6300 miles away in the desert.
phone sex only does so much, and even then, it's over a crackly iraqi cellphone connection. dirty talk loses its luster when half of the conversation is "what? can you repeat that, sweetie?"
yes, i own a vibrator. no, it hasn't helped. i don't think getting a gential piercing was a good idea at this juncture either, holy random stimulation!
i've had to run home all three days this week so far to change my panties. it's becoming more of a nuisance than anything else. i know i'm well-hydrated, but this is ridiculous.
anyone have any ideas...? argh. i think i might explode.
random epiphany of the day: i talk about my vag a whole hell of a lot. hmm.
it's torturous. it's not that i haven't had offers to erm...alleviate the problem, it's that i won't take advantage of them. that's not my game. i've got a wonderful guy who is quite good at his job [boyfriend as well as lover], but the only thing that complicates this is the fact that he's 6300 miles away in the desert.
phone sex only does so much, and even then, it's over a crackly iraqi cellphone connection. dirty talk loses its luster when half of the conversation is "what? can you repeat that, sweetie?"
yes, i own a vibrator. no, it hasn't helped. i don't think getting a gential piercing was a good idea at this juncture either, holy random stimulation!
i've had to run home all three days this week so far to change my panties. it's becoming more of a nuisance than anything else. i know i'm well-hydrated, but this is ridiculous.
anyone have any ideas...? argh. i think i might explode.
random epiphany of the day: i talk about my vag a whole hell of a lot. hmm.
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itburns:
Cold showers in the morning and inappropriate use of the slide rule at night.
freaky1020:
I will be heading back to the Land of Cheese Saturday...in the flood we are supposed to get. I wanna go to the SGNY thingie though. If you see Jaidee tell her I said hullo.