Just got back from the gym! Worked myself out harder than ever. And I feel good. I slacked off for over a week when I was supposed to be going every other day or at least 3/week. I didn't go at all. But now I'm back in the loop, and hopefully pulling myself out of this pathetic depressed period of mine. My goal is to get in good shape by mid july, when I go to The Gathering.
Currently trying to meet girls in the real world, it's not easy for me since I'm not much an outgoing clubhopping type. Haven't lost faith yet though. Currently looking on the personals at www.theonion.com. My name is SomeGuyInNJ if you wanna laugh at my profile! I am a big dork I know.
Oh yeah, another weird little dream. Last night I dreamt I was in a poster store and was holding this poster of Akbar and Jeff(from Matt Groening's Life in Hell comic strip). This middle aged heavyset lady comes up and grabs it out of my hands! So I say "Hey, I was looking at that and you grabbed it!"
She replied casually, "It's okay, I do that all the time". I said "No, it's not." and grabbed it back. Then we started yelling at each other. I apologized to the hot cashier for causing a scene, and she then grabbed my butt and said "it's okay".
And I woke up.
Currently trying to meet girls in the real world, it's not easy for me since I'm not much an outgoing clubhopping type. Haven't lost faith yet though. Currently looking on the personals at www.theonion.com. My name is SomeGuyInNJ if you wanna laugh at my profile! I am a big dork I know.

Oh yeah, another weird little dream. Last night I dreamt I was in a poster store and was holding this poster of Akbar and Jeff(from Matt Groening's Life in Hell comic strip). This middle aged heavyset lady comes up and grabs it out of my hands! So I say "Hey, I was looking at that and you grabbed it!"
She replied casually, "It's okay, I do that all the time". I said "No, it's not." and grabbed it back. Then we started yelling at each other. I apologized to the hot cashier for causing a scene, and she then grabbed my butt and said "it's okay".
And I woke up.

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I love reading The Onion. Great stuff. Every year my friend Dan gets the Best of Book for Christmas. I have a blast going through that.