Whoa.
My co-workers are all fucking insane!
I went to a party at the one guy's house last night. Man, there was a lot of drama there.
L, a hostess, was fighting with B, a waiter because B was mad that L kissed R, a gay waiter. But B and L aren't even together; they had drunkenly kissed the night before and apparently he read too much into it.
E, a waiter, hooked up with J, a waitress early in the day, shortly after hooking up with some other girl. Then J got jealous when E hooked up with K, yet another waitress. So J left, and then K left a while later.
R, the gay waiter, was macking it to all the girls. He kissed just about every girl there, and K showed him her nipple. I called him out; I was like "man, you aren't even gay! Stop bullshitting us!" He even gave the girls dry-hump lap dances.
Before J left, she and K kept jokingly hooking up with each other in public and private. Several times they went to the bathroom together and stayed in for several minutes. Who knows what happened in there?
And last but not least, the night ended for me quite strangely.
The only people left awake were me, E, and A(a hot girl that doesn't work with us but is best friends with the gay guy).
She was rubbing ice on E's neck hickey(from K I think) and he kept commenting on her boobs. He was squeezing them and pointing out how firm they were, and she was just laughing. I decided to offer my input as well.
We drank a little more and she was like "I'm tired"... so we all went upstairs. There were several rooms that we all could've crashed in, but we all went into the one and I closed the door behind us.
We layed in bed together and she was like "hey guys, will you make out with each other?"
We both simultaneously said "no."
So she replied, "well, if you pour beer on me, will you lick it off?"
We both simultaneously said "yes!"
So off came the shirt... you can fill in the rest with your imagination. Let's just say I was up waaaay late that night.
We decided to keep this a secret from the rest of the employees. Which may be difficult because the gay guy saw us in bed the next morning and he is a notorious gossip.
Which means, tomorrow will be quite interesting!
I don't really care if anyone says anything to me, otherwise I wouldn't've done this in the first place. The word of the day will be "no comment"!
My co-workers are all fucking insane!
I went to a party at the one guy's house last night. Man, there was a lot of drama there.
L, a hostess, was fighting with B, a waiter because B was mad that L kissed R, a gay waiter. But B and L aren't even together; they had drunkenly kissed the night before and apparently he read too much into it.
E, a waiter, hooked up with J, a waitress early in the day, shortly after hooking up with some other girl. Then J got jealous when E hooked up with K, yet another waitress. So J left, and then K left a while later.
R, the gay waiter, was macking it to all the girls. He kissed just about every girl there, and K showed him her nipple. I called him out; I was like "man, you aren't even gay! Stop bullshitting us!" He even gave the girls dry-hump lap dances.
Before J left, she and K kept jokingly hooking up with each other in public and private. Several times they went to the bathroom together and stayed in for several minutes. Who knows what happened in there?
And last but not least, the night ended for me quite strangely.
The only people left awake were me, E, and A(a hot girl that doesn't work with us but is best friends with the gay guy).
She was rubbing ice on E's neck hickey(from K I think) and he kept commenting on her boobs. He was squeezing them and pointing out how firm they were, and she was just laughing. I decided to offer my input as well.
We drank a little more and she was like "I'm tired"... so we all went upstairs. There were several rooms that we all could've crashed in, but we all went into the one and I closed the door behind us.
We layed in bed together and she was like "hey guys, will you make out with each other?"
We both simultaneously said "no."
So she replied, "well, if you pour beer on me, will you lick it off?"
We both simultaneously said "yes!"
So off came the shirt... you can fill in the rest with your imagination. Let's just say I was up waaaay late that night.
We decided to keep this a secret from the rest of the employees. Which may be difficult because the gay guy saw us in bed the next morning and he is a notorious gossip.
Which means, tomorrow will be quite interesting!
I don't really care if anyone says anything to me, otherwise I wouldn't've done this in the first place. The word of the day will be "no comment"!
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petiteparadox:
You are living in a soap opera. Eek! 
otoki:
you see, as soon as any drama starts, I look for the nearest exits. At least the night ended well.