thelastboss

My dog is seriously freaking the fuck out right now. She does this every once in a while. She'll be normal, dopey and lazy and then out of nowhere she'll start frantically wandering around the house, licking the carpet, trying to pull up strands of it so she can eat them. She'll eat anything lying around too. Paper, rubber bands, whatever. One time she coughed up three feet of yarn from the rug.

The poor thing is out of her mind. It would be funny if it weren't so sad.