thejoeshow

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS ARE GOING TO KILL THE GREEN BAY PACKERS TOMORROW 38-12. just you watch, dammit. here we go..

p.s. is there an american football group here???? i can't eblieve i never checked!!

1:42 am. i have to take my brother to the airport in an hour. he's going to turkey.

How long've they been after me?
^disregard this.

i got some cool stuff for christmas. nothing out of this world rad, like, say ... a new macbook! (jealous!) but rad, nonetheless. i got the new chocolate phone, which i haven't dl'd anything into yet. my laptop sucks,...
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ok, Christmas is only 3 days away. good thing i'm not at all ready. i have so much crap to buy? why do i put things off until it becomes a crisis? on some level, i must enjoy this.

Chirstmas shouldn't be like this, you know? blah blah blah, right? everyone complains about how commercial it is, and they're right. but it just keeps getting...
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leftovers are the raddest thing ever.

it's black friday. the biggest shopping day of the year, here in the states. this shit is no joke. stores literally open hours before sunrise (4:30am) for this shit. fights over limited stock items happen all over the place. it's insanity. i'm online trying to find free shit. go capitalism!

you know, i laid in bed for hours failing miserably at sleep. driving myself nuts...
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know what i hate about thanksgiving? nothing. i mean, the food? and how much there is! football (american, of course) all day. nothing else except for the sitting and eating. that's your whole job. the entire day. eat. watch football. for christ sakes. if we could combine that with fireworks, that would be the raddest holiday ever. god bless america...

so, for the first time in my life, i am at a loss for words. i have many weird feelings running around behind my face. just don't know how to communicate them. mostly because i don't understand them. i don't. but i'm sure i don't like them. they feel destructive. i'll think further on this.

why is it almost thanksgiving? now, don't get me wrong;...
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right...

hiya! i've been away from this site for quite some time now, i think. since my last blog, which i just read and am thoroughly embarrassed by, a lot has happened. for starters, i moved to portland for a month to work. i had broken up with my g/f, but we got back together while i was down there. then, we broke up again,...
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have you ever felt like swallowing a running hedge trimmer? no? well i have. but not tonight. my dreams have been shot down faster than a blackhawk heli, but i feel great. right now. i feel great right now. i don't know why. probably because it's 3:31am, and i'm drunk. but more than that, i think. i'm back home and loving it right this second....
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Kurt Vonnegut is dead. all americans should mourn the loss of one of our greats today. if you haven't read his work, then do so now. drop what you're doing, go to the library, and check out Slaughterhouse Five. or Cat's Cradle. or Breakfast of Champions. or any of the other 10 or so novels he's written. do yourself this favor. i...
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