Meet Mister Howard.
He has two children that he loves more than anything in the world, but he despises the fact that he is married.
Ironic enough for you motherfuckers? Probably not.
Mister Howard is Australian.
He is pictured here, asleep on a stinky plastic couch, because he would rather do this than go home to his wife.
Stuff like this makes me think about the movie "Session Nine".
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He has two children that he loves more than anything in the world, but he despises the fact that he is married.
Ironic enough for you motherfuckers? Probably not.
Mister Howard is Australian.
He is pictured here, asleep on a stinky plastic couch, because he would rather do this than go home to his wife.
Stuff like this makes me think about the movie "Session Nine".
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)