There's this little thing over here we call the "Alien Card".
It certifies that, yes indeed, you are a foreign national. It is surrendurable upon internment or exit from Nippon, whichever comes first.
It also serves as ID, which never seems to come in handy unless you're making a membership at a video rental place or being arrested. So in those regards it's similar to driver's license back home.
Look, Ma! I'm a fuckin' alien!

It certifies that, yes indeed, you are a foreign national. It is surrendurable upon internment or exit from Nippon, whichever comes first.
It also serves as ID, which never seems to come in handy unless you're making a membership at a video rental place or being arrested. So in those regards it's similar to driver's license back home.
Look, Ma! I'm a fuckin' alien!
