thejack

Work always sounds and looks so nice in principle and on paper.

It is simple really: spend some time exerting a certain amount of energy, and receive some form of compensation.

Thus, work is much like taking a shit. In addition to the above similarities, they also both often stink and leave a body feeling empty.

How I love the yen! (5)
I will whore myself for you; (7)
Teaching Eigo sucks! (5)

Remember, it is not only the structure but also a fundamental contrast that doth a haiku make.