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theinsomniac

Salem, Oregon

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Thursday Sep 14, 2006

Sep 14, 2006
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Some Random Notes:

- The women at my office are trying to marry me off. Every woman in her 20s is fair game. Pity the poor temps. What's worse, some of them have the notion that I should start breeding. Frightening, I know.

- A few months ago I was awoken at 2 AM by a man, soused to say the least, giving a sermon to a tree. Singing a sermon to a tree. Singing a sermon to a tree, set to the tune of "Under the Boardwalk."

- A moment of sincerity: I was in New York recently, visiting my wonderful friend Octological. I miss her so.

Finally: John Stewart or Stephen Colbert? Discuss.

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corinthia:
Breeding. Yikes. You're so young for that sort of thing.
Wow, you really can't beat Jon Stewart! He's charismatic, hilarious, and one of the few 40 year olds I'd consider fucking.
I applied for SG DC as you said I ought to.
Sep 27, 2006
maxx:
Dear Person I don't really know,
I just applied for SGDC as i'm flying there friday for a few days over the weekend. (then going up to Philly and NY).
I've never been there. i know very little about the actual city and what's fun there and was hoping something magical in your group might lead me in the right direction.
I realize it's short notice and i don't know when you make vouch threads. but I'm in SGNY. And SGLA obviously. Ask any of those assholes. I'm safe. I swear.

thanks much and maybe i'll bump into you in a few days.

----Maxx
Sep 27, 2006

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