thehedgehog

peter: I had the weirdest dream that involved mel gibson't upcoming jesus movie

peter: not only did they talk in original latin and aramaic, they really nailed the actor to the cross for absolute authenticity

hedgehog: told you i was hardcore.

peter: and for some reason there was milk coming out of his veins

hedgehog: i don't get why that's such a cockstrut of modern hollywood. "look! it's most realistic
depiction of lancelot going to the bathroom ever made! sure okay, everyone in the movie wears gimp outfits for some
strange reason, but look at the yellow! it's the most authentic yellow everrrr"

peter: braveheart had realistic costumes, it was just a total hogwash when it came to the story

hedgehog: yeah that's always the way. "okay, so maybe ghandi didn't wear a darth vadar helmet. and maybe he didn't like child
pornography. but i really felt his hunger.."

peter: ok so neil armstrong never fought abraham lincoln in a zero-g samurai outfit... BUT you can't deny
that the Eagle space capsule was recreated with pinpoint accuracy

hedgehog: maybe alexander the great didn't say "YOU THE MAN NOW DOG" as a catchphrase nor did he have a
modified war wagon with a tail fin and neon around the bottom but those haircuts are SPOT ON

hedgehog: it's funny cause it's....bigger...than a regular hat.