theheathen

It's raining, I'm blogging and all the cool kids are snogging. I think it's funny that I spend most of my time here reading articles than looking at boobies. Just goes to show how good the writing staff is or how much of a loser I am. Wow, I totally forgot I was blogging. I should leave now.

The first day it cools down and I can open the windows all I can hear is Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. The annual Jesus Freak Show is in full swing. The bastards even blocked off half the street.


I think my new goal in life is to become so famous that I can have movies released with my name before the title. Like: Josh Hayden presents:...
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Who knew Burger King of all places had good iced coffee.

My back stopped screaming bloody murder only a few hours ago and I couldn't be happier because I can actually leave the house. I haven't been to the movies in a while and Knocked Up should be a reintroduction.

Blew a crap ton of money on cds the other day. One CD I didn't...
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I think I fucked up when I put in for the assistant manager position. Yeah the money will be good and it's closer to him, but I'm gonna need to sacrifice a year to earn it. That sounds so stupid when I type it out.

If my company wasn't a 100+ year joke it would be worth the Hell. The store in question is renowned...
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Does this make sense: Myspace=poorly designed social bs site. time spent on myspace=tons
SG=beautifully designed site with boobies. time spent at SG= hardly any

I'm the biggest idiot in the world.

I spent some time at the library today....and it was actually book related Bukowski! Bukowski! Bukowski!

Had a nice, albeit brief, convo with the counter dude at Underground Sounds, which is why I still...
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Oh Shit, I'm drinking again and listening to music; what the hell could come from this? I love how with medical science at it's almost peak, the best solution for my allergies is fermented red grapes from South America. Thank Satan I have two bottles. I also have QT soundtrack to Death Proof, which is so awesome I can't stand it!

This is creepy, the night before last I went outside at 3 to throw empty beer bottles away. Across the street I saw that someone finally rent out the house directly across from this one. The security door was closed, but the front door was completely open and I could clearly see someone sitting on the couch watching TV. I saw the same thing 18...
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Out of all the genetic quirks in my family, why the hell did I wind up with the finicky bowels.

Yeah, this here's a poop blog. This here's a poop blog.

Living in the Fast Food Nation is catching up with me, I've tried to introduce non-processed Brazilian Rain Forest depleting food into the my diet but a little to late. I had to take...
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Why the Hell didn't I use underscores when I decided on my user name? Why oh why? And why did the dentist give my Vicodin, why oh why? Thank Buddha for Frankie

Things seem to be coming together. At least financially. I wonder who I'm gonna fuck this one up. I hope it's after I move.