Out of all the genetic quirks in my family, why the hell did I wind up with the finicky bowels.
Yeah, this here's a poop blog. This here's a poop blog.
Living in the Fast Food Nation is catching up with me, I've tried to introduce non-processed Brazilian Rain Forest depleting food into the my diet but a little to late. I had to take drastic measures that don't evolve Doctors telling me to straighten up my act--again--and I found it in a little blue bottle that cost $1.59. Caster Oil, Draino for people.
First off, a little goes a long, long way. All the burgers, pizza, tacos and all the other things that laid dormant in my bowelly depths--like serpents cast into byzantine tunnels--were ousted over one hour, thankfully Murakami-san was with me.
I feel completely drained physically and I should, I took a giant poop. And then blogged about it, really poorly at that.
Yeah, this here's a poop blog. This here's a poop blog.
Living in the Fast Food Nation is catching up with me, I've tried to introduce non-processed Brazilian Rain Forest depleting food into the my diet but a little to late. I had to take drastic measures that don't evolve Doctors telling me to straighten up my act--again--and I found it in a little blue bottle that cost $1.59. Caster Oil, Draino for people.
First off, a little goes a long, long way. All the burgers, pizza, tacos and all the other things that laid dormant in my bowelly depths--like serpents cast into byzantine tunnels--were ousted over one hour, thankfully Murakami-san was with me.
I feel completely drained physically and I should, I took a giant poop. And then blogged about it, really poorly at that.