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Wednesday Jun 15, 2011

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(day 4)

ok SG-ers....
here it is, my semi famous analogy about boys and girls.

Girls are like Cats.
if a boy shows interest in them, even tho they might be thinking 'omgomgomgomg' inside?
and their heart might be beating like a jackhammer?
they will just lay there....open one lazy eye...check the boy out for a second or two...and go back to preening themselves feigning apparent total disinterest.

Boys are like Dogs
if a girls shows interest in them, they bound around, wagging their tails...jumping up and showing off.
''look at me...touch me...pleeeeaaaase stroke me''
and they will also bring gifts...it might just be a dog toy...so therefore totally inappropriate...but its a gift.

tonights dinner will be spaghetti bolognaise....easy as i have a cricket league match tonight.

VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
audrisa:
Haha, yeah that's about right eh?
Jun 15, 2011
wildesurf:
Makes sense why I've always preferred dogs to cats smile
Jun 15, 2011

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