thegutterpunk

I'm currently fighting with the ex girlfriend.
I'm currently fighting with the wife

anyone else fancy a tear up?
coz i'm a fucking A-bomb ready to blow.


tonights dinner will be whatever the fuck i decide.

Urgh...sometimes i hate this site?
or maybe its me......why do i feel so damn self concious when trying to speak to girls on here?
once we're friends? it's fine.
but doing that initial contact i just feel like i have a neon sign on my profile saying

I WANT TO FUCK YOU

even if i just think they're nice and just wanna chat.
for me...
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Today is ''International Slap an Asshole day''

too many assholes and not enough day.

tonights dinner will be chicken based...maybe Paella?

Having just taken my dog Stan to the Vets....i have come to the realization that being a Vet is NOT a glamorous job.
putting two fingers up my dogs arse to squeeze a compacted anal gland could in no way imaginable be described as glamorous.

Tonights dinner will be Chilli Con Carne......because my daughter asked for it

well my friends...who'd have seen THAT was gonna happen?
not fucking me thats for sure!!

i'm a happy teddy
(holiday pics soon...i promise!!)

tonights dinner will be sausages, new potatoes, carrots, peas and gravy.

well SG world....i'm home from my vacation.
i had fun drinking free beer and laying in the spanish sun.
pictures will follow soonish.

nice to be back with my homies on here, i missed you guys!!

tonights dinner is undecided...

ok peoples....i aint gonna be around for a week as i'm off on my vacation.....
here
looks shit eh?
catch you all in a weeks time...be good, if not?
dont get caught!

i wont be cooking dinner tonight.

Me- Speak to you soon x
Her- Yeah, you will x

what does that even mean??

tonights dinner will be Jerk chicken, Jacket potato and salad.

Ash Cloud moves away.....
Ash cloud may be back on Friday.....
take the hint fucko...you're not welcome!!

so, in other news....i lazed around the house in my undies for several hours today.

tonights dinner is Toad in the Hole, peas, and carrots.

well, it looks like the friggin volcanic ash cloud from Iceland could scupper my holiday plans at the weekend...if it don't piss off back to Iceland by friday, we'll be staying in the UK and not jetting off to Menorca.
personally? i don't mind TOO much, but the kids will be SERIOUSLY disappointed.
but having said that, a weeks holiday would be awesome.....if the in-laws...
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i just FUCKING love this...they were WAY better and WAY ahead of Nirvana who just blates ripped them off.


please enjoy