Gather 'round the Vomica, children, I have much to tell you.
1. There are many things which are things unto themselves and seperate from other things.
2. Monkeys don't actually have tails, just a very large whisker sprouting from the ass.
3. All you people who didn't read my conspiracy thread and join my quest to subvert reality will go to hell. Not the fun Hell, either.
4. I am the sexyest person you have ever met and you will never have me.
5. When I grow up I want to be a golden maggott.
6. Smoking is good for you.
7. This is a list of variouse things.
8. I am losing my mind from sexual frustration and yet I go on turning down every woman who shows any interest in me.
9. In my next life I want to be a polar bear or a sperm whale.
10. Words do not exist.
11. I want you to treat me like shit.
12. Humanity makes me sick. It should make you sick too.
13. I make me sick, but for other people I am an effective cure for nausea.
14. I am no longer fully human.
15. In fact, I'm not sure I ever was.
16. This is the last numbered comment in this entry.
Someday, I would like to gather together a group of people who hate being human and would like to stop. We can pool our minds and discover a perfect means to cease being human without actually dying. It will be fun, we can drink whiskey and eat potatoes.
1. There are many things which are things unto themselves and seperate from other things.
2. Monkeys don't actually have tails, just a very large whisker sprouting from the ass.
3. All you people who didn't read my conspiracy thread and join my quest to subvert reality will go to hell. Not the fun Hell, either.
4. I am the sexyest person you have ever met and you will never have me.
5. When I grow up I want to be a golden maggott.
6. Smoking is good for you.
7. This is a list of variouse things.
8. I am losing my mind from sexual frustration and yet I go on turning down every woman who shows any interest in me.
9. In my next life I want to be a polar bear or a sperm whale.
10. Words do not exist.
11. I want you to treat me like shit.
12. Humanity makes me sick. It should make you sick too.
13. I make me sick, but for other people I am an effective cure for nausea.
14. I am no longer fully human.
15. In fact, I'm not sure I ever was.
16. This is the last numbered comment in this entry.
Someday, I would like to gather together a group of people who hate being human and would like to stop. We can pool our minds and discover a perfect means to cease being human without actually dying. It will be fun, we can drink whiskey and eat potatoes.
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