thegrandvomica

This is my journal. I use it to store electronic messages which are transmitted into the fleshy part of your mind, redirecting your conciousness to enlsave itself to me. Every time you read this, another piece of you becomes mine. Therefore, you should read it again and again and again.
Um, people are pissing me off.
What I'm trying to tell you here is that soon the entire world will be under my control and it will all be thanks to the suicide girls, whithout whom my quest for world domination would come to nothing. As such, all suicide girls will be members of the ruling class in the new epoch. Before I leave, I will portion out the Earth to all of you to do with as you please. As for myself, the reason I want to take over is so that I can redirect all scientific progress toward the creation of a magnificent space ship. Once this vessel is prepared, I will enact my exodus from this silly planet once and for all. Personal friends and suicide girls will be welcomed on this voyage. Thank you and good day. Forever and ever, Amen. The Vomica speaks.