**this entry made possible by surviving phone lines and the internal battery of my laptop**
Everything is frozen. Intelligent people decided that our power lines should be hung from poles rather than buried. Consequently, the lines are in tatters. Nobody has power and everything is closed. Trees and branches are falling everywhere, the roads are blocked, etc. I am very cold.
They tell us it...
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Everything is frozen. Intelligent people decided that our power lines should be hung from poles rather than buried. Consequently, the lines are in tatters. Nobody has power and everything is closed. Trees and branches are falling everywhere, the roads are blocked, etc. I am very cold.
They tell us it...
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I am become.
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avanttard:
OH well you see... this is a DIFFERENT brother. If I'd been with the Monkeyboy, surely he would've been in trouble.
avanttard:
We've always been a small clan.
At least, we've always referred to ourselves in the plural.
Is there a difference?
At least, we've always referred to ourselves in the plural.
Is there a difference?
This world shall be mine,
this world is already mine.
As humans, we are a failed experiment.
We were a good idea, I admit.
We have inspiration, knowledge, but most of all we have greed.
It is my task to claim this world for my own.
"But nothing changed!"
I, as Grand Vomica, do hereby declare that your perceptions are faulty, your desires are obscene,...
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this world is already mine.
As humans, we are a failed experiment.
We were a good idea, I admit.
We have inspiration, knowledge, but most of all we have greed.
It is my task to claim this world for my own.
"But nothing changed!"
I, as Grand Vomica, do hereby declare that your perceptions are faulty, your desires are obscene,...
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slightpressureok:
Ummm. Wow. Have you checked a lithium level lately?
And then there was nothing.
I want to live in the sky. I'm going to build a space ship. I'm going to get the hell out of here. Current launch propulsion systems seem so weak. Just a big disposable cigarette lighter with unusually volatile fuel. I intend to make something better, and I intend to get the hell out of here. I used to hate...
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I want to live in the sky. I'm going to build a space ship. I'm going to get the hell out of here. Current launch propulsion systems seem so weak. Just a big disposable cigarette lighter with unusually volatile fuel. I intend to make something better, and I intend to get the hell out of here. I used to hate...
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sammaelhain23:
I have heardthat Peter Carroll of chaos magic fame has slowky been removinghimself from occult communities as he was given a grant to develop new propulsion systems.Just a rumor so far as I know, but a fun rumor.
go_lately:
btw - what's a vomica?
I went outside and smelled Halloween coming. This is the time of year when I feel most alive. There is no perfume so sweet as the scent of the next world. Ah, sweet surreality...
Gather 'round the Vomica, children, I have much to tell you.
1. There are many things which are things unto themselves and seperate from other things.
2. Monkeys don't actually have tails, just a very large whisker sprouting from the ass.
3. All you people who didn't read my conspiracy thread and join my quest to subvert reality will go to hell. Not the fun...
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1. There are many things which are things unto themselves and seperate from other things.
2. Monkeys don't actually have tails, just a very large whisker sprouting from the ass.
3. All you people who didn't read my conspiracy thread and join my quest to subvert reality will go to hell. Not the fun...
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faith:
Humanity does make me sick...pass the potatoes please.
{{{hugs}}}
{{{hugs}}}
thegrandvomica:
I see that some people have escaped Hell! Good for you! Forget the potatoes. We're gonna have mangoes, because there simply isn't any way to escape this human prison without mangoes.
I am: a very evil monkey.
I am into: doing all of the variouse things which evil monkeys like to do.
I am looking for: miscreants and mother fuckers of all shapes, sizes, and varietys.
I am into: doing all of the variouse things which evil monkeys like to do.
I am looking for: miscreants and mother fuckers of all shapes, sizes, and varietys.
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go_lately:
see, you need to post replies like that in MY journal so that i actually see them.
it's a good thing i'm a friend to the animals.
and that i can speak to them.
the cockroaches left some presents in your bathtub
it's a good thing i'm a friend to the animals.
and that i can speak to them.
the cockroaches left some presents in your bathtub
psmith:
vishnu takes the corn from his ear and uses it as an anal dildo. um.. that wasn't much of a response to your last threat.. it was just an observation.
Imagine that you are on a table, and a scary person named Vomica is standing over you with a chimpanzee in his hands. He lowers the chimpanzee until it's face is almost touching yours. It's hair tickles your skin and you smell chihuahua on it's breath. It stares meaningfully into your eyes and whispers to you all manner of arcane cultural devices and secrets. As...
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oipthestampede:
How dare you steal material from my screenplay!!! I'm getting Johnny Cochran!!!
go_lately:
chimpanzee breath smells like mealworms
This entry is not for you. You should leave now.
I have evil intentions which are slowly transforming me into a strange wart covered lizard with a glass tongue. I'm not really sure how to deal with it. I can't talk to anybody without wanting to throw them on the ground and jump up and down on them until they break open so I can...
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I have evil intentions which are slowly transforming me into a strange wart covered lizard with a glass tongue. I'm not really sure how to deal with it. I can't talk to anybody without wanting to throw them on the ground and jump up and down on them until they break open so I can...
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sammaelhain23:
House of leaves seems to be big in the discordian/chaote set.Well at least it is amongst my discordian and chaote friends.We once had a four hour discussion of the book in an aol chat which thoroughly perplexed half of the people in there.
maelwys:
I have to say your journal entries are bloody good and very entertaining
Yes, another exciting journal entry from the grand Vomica. Aren't you glad to be reading this?
I saw "day of the dead" last night. I always wondered if anybody would ever be so kind as to let one of the zombies use a gun...
I love it when people think that science is somehow different from religion. I like that for the same reason I...
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I saw "day of the dead" last night. I always wondered if anybody would ever be so kind as to let one of the zombies use a gun...
I love it when people think that science is somehow different from religion. I like that for the same reason I...
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sammaelhain23:
Amen. The most ridiculous thing about 90% of current scientific *theory* is that it is based on a linear mode which by its own logic is impossible. Rare to find someone who realizes this or even thinks about it. All ideas should be challenged no matter how plausible they seem. Euclidean geometry makes sense (as an example) but it doesn't apply to much that is concrete in nature. Whereas non euclidean geometry applies to fractals which make up our own physiology and indeed all of nature. Yet almost no mention is made of the implications fractal geometry and chaos theory. Reason being it threatens the fundamentalist old guard of science. This sort of closed circuit approach to science is as asinine.
sammaelhain23:
favorite book: ...Principia Discordia...I should have known! hehe 
This is my journal. I use it to store electronic messages which are transmitted into the fleshy part of your mind, redirecting your conciousness to enlsave itself to me. Every time you read this, another piece of you becomes mine. Therefore, you should read it again and again and again.
Um, people are pissing me off.
What I'm trying to tell you here is that...
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Um, people are pissing me off.
What I'm trying to tell you here is that...
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soultoast:
Hey, just make the party. Then you can thank me. Actually we were hoping to get the NC kids together for a bit of a pre-party. Seeing as how you guys are all in Raleigh, I was going to come up. Keep in touch.
sammaelhain23:
Maybe Mr Carroll can design the propulsion system for you.Sorcerous technology being the hallmark of the new aeon and stuff...anywhoo if i start seeing sigils instead of journal entries...(insert random punchline)
This is a journal entry which you cannot see. If you are reading this, then you are defying physics. Good for you. Also, if you are reading this then your soul has already been transfered into a jar on my desk. Haha. So, what to say about the world today? Women are bothering me, but that's normal. Humanity is bothering me, but that's normal.
School...
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School...
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isabelle:
i decoded it with my proton accelerator that my brother made out of dishwasher parts when he was four.
you'd think folks use their superpowers for intergallactic battles. nope. porn sites.
you'd think folks use their superpowers for intergallactic battles. nope. porn sites.
maelwys:
Erk. Feel...empty. Can I have my soul jar back please?
Love the profile pic by the way.