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Wow. So, I came back to my parents' home in Ohio for Christmas a few days ago and one of the things I had wanted to do while I was here was to see this girl from back home that I've had a thing for/with for a number of years now. So, she called me the other day to see if I was in town and we agreed to meet up the next night. Well, next night rolls around and about twenty minutes before I'm about to take off, I start to feel a little weird. I was figuring it was just that the house was too warm because there was a fire in the wood stove or something, so I left. However, about a quarter of a mile down the road I had to yank the truck into a church parking lot, then jumped out of the truck and barfed my my motherfucking brains out. Ugh. After a good few minutes of serious projectile vomitting, I drank some water and decided that I felt better, so refreshed and confused as to why I had just thrown up, I decided to go on with my night. Anyway, my stomach started boiling like 8th grade science experiment and by the time I met up with the girl, I was feeling like total shit. So, I only ended up hanging out with her for a grand total of about 10-15 minutes before I had to excuse myself because I felt so awful.

Then I went home and spent the entire night keeled over the toilet with explosive diarrhea and vomitting and so much pain in my stomach that I could barely ever get to sleep until around 5am. It sucked. Anyway, I spent yesterday lounging around the house feeling a little better, but still a little bit off, and now I finally feel normal agin. Thank fucking christ. So, now we do the whole Christmas thing and hopefully I'll get to see the girl after all the obligatory family stuff, because I really like her a lot and I was sooooooooo disappointed to have our night all fucked up by my gastrointestinal science fair. Anyway, in the meantime I'm having a really nice time seeing my family and hanging out with them and I'm already realizing how short this vaction is going to be. Alas, they always are. Such is life though, so I guess we just enjoy what we've got while we've got it!