thefullnelson

Today, some dumbass dirtbag came into our store, wearing a hooded sweatshirt. Our policy requires customers to remove hoods, in the event that if a theft were to occur with said hooded individual, they could be recognized. So, my manager asked very politely, if he would remove his hood or wait for his friend outside. Simple enough, right?

But, no. This neanderthal says "No", and continues to walk around the store. I decided to approach him, and inform him, in case he may not have heard my manager, that he really needed to take off his hood or leave. He refused, and continued to follow his friend around, despite our consistent asking him politely to remove it, or wait for his friend outside. As his friend was purchasing an item, he decided to question why we were asking him to do such a thing, and after we gave our explanation, he started yelling at my manager. We then told him to leave, and actually asked his friend to help us out, to which, of course, he refused. So, my manager decided to refuse the sale, and both numbskulls decided to start yelling and telling us that it was "bullshit" and that we were to "fuck off". But, this is where it gets REALLLLLLYYY good. I had been off to the side of the register throughout this whole verbal exchange, until the hooded offender decided to grab a pen and throw it in at one of my employees, nearly hitting her in the face. A new, cute female employee, to boot.

I SNAPPED. Literally. I threw him up against the counter, and we proceeded to grapple to the front of the store, until I threw him down onto the floor, which was met with a satisfying "THUD" of his head bouncing off of the hard floor. After that, he attempted to throw a few punches and kicks at me, but without much success. I pinned him to the ground for a few seconds, as if I was going for the ol' 1-2-3, and his friend pulled him
up and started heading for the door. I stalked him to the entrance, and he and his friend bolted, no doubt shitting thier pants in the process.

Rule 1: Listen to what we say. We run the store, follow our rules, or leave.

Rule 2: NEVER, and I mean, NEVER assault my employees. I do consider what he did an assault, no matter what anyone may say.


Oh, and SG Cabaret was a damned good time, especially with the company I had in my car. I was joined by all of my closest friends, Granny, Buckykatt666, gasmaskboy, and Quiescence and his wonderful girlfriend Sarah in my somewhat tiny Saturn. Yes, that's right. Six people, in a car built for five. It made for an interesting situation where Quiescence and Sarah sat on eachother's laps for the duration of the hour or so drive. Luckily, we didn't get pulled over, or even worse, in an accident of any sort.

Once we got to the venue and the show got underway, the night was nothing short of fun. I got to see the wonderful, amazing, and gorgeous PaleEnchantress, so that's always good. Quite a few other fantastic people were in attendance, such as alkaholic23, ProjectWARBEAST, MissTyrios, Blondie, minimalism, XrevolverX, Catch (Where'd you guys go?), and last but not least, maybe... Pip.

The first performance involved Bailey doing a X-Mas theme, and much to my joy, involved her putting her boot square on my chest, and pushing me backwards

Of course, the performance I've been looking forward to, without looking too much, was the one with my dear friend Granny re-establishing the patient/doctor relationship with Fetish. What I saw of it through my split fingers was really good.

The rest of the sets where nothing short of amazing, and much kudos goes out to the those girls involved, Sid, Siv, Poison , Rocket, Fallacy, April, MLE, Barclay, Fenchurch, James and Scarlett. If I left any of you lovely ladies out, I'm very sorry, my train of thought is a bit off at the moment.

Well, I'm off to play some Fable.

P.S.
Most under-rated music, personally... Surf-music, especially when performed by a group of zombies.