thefuckoffkid

On Big Brother Uncut, the "adults only" show broadcast on Mondays, they showed a bunch of the guys talking about masturbation, then deciding to go off one by one to the toilet to have a wank. When one of them, a country boy nicknamed Shearer, came back and pronounced mission accomplished, someone asked him what went through his mind at the moment of the big O.

Without missing a beat, he said "Faceful of vaj."

This is now, of course, TheFuckOffGirl's latest favourite saying. Faceful of vaj.

(One day I might write something about me, but, I know, she's the funny one.)