Yahoo IM conversation earlier today.
Rachael: I, sir, am celibate borderlining lesbian these days.
TFOK: jeebus
TFOK: am I still allowed to call you..???
Rachael: well, yes.
Rachael: it's YOU
TFOK: man thing that I am
TFOK: whew!
Rachael: I don't think of you as a man...
Rachael:
TFOK: ahem
TFOK: excuse me
Rachael: you are merely a male-like object I keep around for my amusement
TFOK: *flattered, despite himself*
Rachael: who I chat with like a girlfriend
TFOK: hahahahahaha
Rachael: all we'd have to do is go shoe shopping, and you'd be a woman in my eyes.
TFOK: if it meant hot lesbian sex, I'd be ok with that
Rachael: no sex!
TFOK: dammit
TFOK: I saw the word lesbian up above and my mind just ran away from me
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So, anyway, I've been travelling lately. Met some lovely Perthians in Perth last week. The divine missellie, the charming ampersand, and the inimitable Jaquelin_Mecca or whatever he's known as today.
And TheFuckOffGirl has deserted me and headed off to Japan for a few weeks of vacationing in her favourite country.
Here's her email, just received.
well, im here. ive been searching the city for a payphone that would take something as old school as coins, but no luck. and havent worked out how to buy a phonecard yet.
anyway, tokyo is only 2 hours behind sydney so you can call me... look up the inns phone number at www.blahblahblah and ask for room 666.
nearly eaten my weight in sushi!
love you long time
tokyo rose
The inn's website is full of wonderful Engrish-isms.
Convenient Location.
"Of course, access to every place in Tokyo of **** located at the center in Asakusa is also very convenient for the Asakusa sightseeing!"
(I don't know what the stars denote.)
Free Internet.
"The personal computer of an Internet connectivity is in each part store. He can look at various information from the room. I am allowed to serve the newsboy of each part store and morning and evening editions for nothing."
