GIVE ME ALL THE CAUCUS I CAN HANDLE!!!!!!1
Oh man, there is nothing I hate worse then intercene rivalry... I mean come on, lets just vote for Al Sharpton, shit, at least it'd be a hell of a taboggan ride!
I told you, these ARE my dress sweatpants!
Lieberman!? Kerry!!? Those guys could make a speed freak grouchy for a nap!
So, I've picked the only two candidates, one a special write in vote from YT... Howard Dean, and Dean Vernon Wormer (of Animal House fame)
It was harder than getting into Heaven in a Chick Tract to find a current picture of John "Dean" Vernon, so I just picked one I found of him apparently shouting commands at a bbq grill, and took some liberties sprucing it up to make it look he might be able to take on Howard Dean in a no holds barred backyard wrestling match. And now: YOUR CANDIDATES
A little bit about dean, He's kind of a screwball... He's all over the place, and that's why I like him, he's the Hurly Burly Sean Penn of the Dems... Of course the Dems being all a bunch of wussies think that their milktoaste candidates even have a chance, but hey I'm not going to pick up the pieces for them.
Hell Dean's the type of guy to pick you up off the bar room floor and punch out that nast Fat Cat who just bragged about his Dividends taxes. He's a loose cannon, you don't know what he's going to do... He could go all Bobby Knight stylee and start throwing chairs into the audience. Dean is my man, because just like Bush, he's seems to be a guy you'd like to do a line of coke with, or a glass of beer in Dean's case... That Flyover country Fodder, right there pally!
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Okay, Candidate number two... Isn't it time for another (kinder, gentler) Reich!? Except, you know, we learn from our mistakes... Instead of blatant rascism and mass extermination of the innocent, we just go after hippies, lawyers, and traffic cops. The con about this write in is that he COULD BE DEAD... but that never stopped Strom Thurmond.
If I have to go through another 4 years of Bushebonics I'm gonna grab a luger and paint my walls with gray matter. Jesus, Bush/Cheney et al, make Joseph Mengele & Klaus Barbie look like Goofus and Galliant.
ROXOR THE VOTE!!! Sk8TR BOIz + GURLZ!!!!
Lets get this one!
Oh man, there is nothing I hate worse then intercene rivalry... I mean come on, lets just vote for Al Sharpton, shit, at least it'd be a hell of a taboggan ride!
I told you, these ARE my dress sweatpants!
Lieberman!? Kerry!!? Those guys could make a speed freak grouchy for a nap!
So, I've picked the only two candidates, one a special write in vote from YT... Howard Dean, and Dean Vernon Wormer (of Animal House fame)
It was harder than getting into Heaven in a Chick Tract to find a current picture of John "Dean" Vernon, so I just picked one I found of him apparently shouting commands at a bbq grill, and took some liberties sprucing it up to make it look he might be able to take on Howard Dean in a no holds barred backyard wrestling match. And now: YOUR CANDIDATES
A little bit about dean, He's kind of a screwball... He's all over the place, and that's why I like him, he's the Hurly Burly Sean Penn of the Dems... Of course the Dems being all a bunch of wussies think that their milktoaste candidates even have a chance, but hey I'm not going to pick up the pieces for them.
Hell Dean's the type of guy to pick you up off the bar room floor and punch out that nast Fat Cat who just bragged about his Dividends taxes. He's a loose cannon, you don't know what he's going to do... He could go all Bobby Knight stylee and start throwing chairs into the audience. Dean is my man, because just like Bush, he's seems to be a guy you'd like to do a line of coke with, or a glass of beer in Dean's case... That Flyover country Fodder, right there pally!
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Okay, Candidate number two... Isn't it time for another (kinder, gentler) Reich!? Except, you know, we learn from our mistakes... Instead of blatant rascism and mass extermination of the innocent, we just go after hippies, lawyers, and traffic cops. The con about this write in is that he COULD BE DEAD... but that never stopped Strom Thurmond.
If I have to go through another 4 years of Bushebonics I'm gonna grab a luger and paint my walls with gray matter. Jesus, Bush/Cheney et al, make Joseph Mengele & Klaus Barbie look like Goofus and Galliant.
ROXOR THE VOTE!!! Sk8TR BOIz + GURLZ!!!!
Lets get this one!
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i wish i was there. the tour just wont be the same without me. ha.