So last night, my roommate gets a call.
It's our homie (I won't say his name. It'll be obvious why later). He just found out that his 14 year-old niece was being fucked by his cousin's boyfriend, who was about 38. From what I gathered, he tried to touch her and our boy wasn't too happy. So he called my roommate up to tell him that he was gonna go to the this guy's crib and beat his ass with a billy club. I'm sure the reason he called him was to get to go with him, though he didn't directly say that to him. So anyway, my roommate told him to call him back once he's...you know...done.
My roommate told me what happen after he hung up. I'm trying to figure out what to do in the scenario. I dunno if cops will do anything in the situation since, at this point, it's mostly hearsay. Our guy was a cool cat. A big, burly dude over six feet tall, with a bald head, patched up denim vest and a kind heart. Me and the roomie were at his crib on July 3rd for a barbecue, then went over to Liars with him, his wife, and some friends for a drunken good time. If he caught a case over this, it'll be the heartbreaking. I thought about going over to the spot where the cousin's boyfriend lives, hiding out and jumping in when shit got real, but I didn't know where the guy lives.
So a few minutes passed and our guy calls up. He didn't whup his ass, but told him he needs to stay from his niece or else. Apparently, he told him that he was drunk at the time and he didn't touch her. Whatever, just stay away, okay?
The scenario was ten minutes long, but felt like a fucking eon. But I was glad it was over. And that motherfucker better act right or get his face rearranged like a Picasso.
...and here's Bob with the weather!!
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There's this tumblr page: Writers No One Reads, a literary equivalent to orgasm if there ever was one. Pages of pages of awesome writers that NEED to be read if the human race ever desired to regain their collective intelligence back. This couldn't be highly recommended enough!
Also, I went to my folks house on the 4th. My mom played this song and I was immediately like, "WANT"! So I got the album And here's the song that made me do it:
So how was your 4th of July weekend?
It's our homie (I won't say his name. It'll be obvious why later). He just found out that his 14 year-old niece was being fucked by his cousin's boyfriend, who was about 38. From what I gathered, he tried to touch her and our boy wasn't too happy. So he called my roommate up to tell him that he was gonna go to the this guy's crib and beat his ass with a billy club. I'm sure the reason he called him was to get to go with him, though he didn't directly say that to him. So anyway, my roommate told him to call him back once he's...you know...done.
My roommate told me what happen after he hung up. I'm trying to figure out what to do in the scenario. I dunno if cops will do anything in the situation since, at this point, it's mostly hearsay. Our guy was a cool cat. A big, burly dude over six feet tall, with a bald head, patched up denim vest and a kind heart. Me and the roomie were at his crib on July 3rd for a barbecue, then went over to Liars with him, his wife, and some friends for a drunken good time. If he caught a case over this, it'll be the heartbreaking. I thought about going over to the spot where the cousin's boyfriend lives, hiding out and jumping in when shit got real, but I didn't know where the guy lives.
So a few minutes passed and our guy calls up. He didn't whup his ass, but told him he needs to stay from his niece or else. Apparently, he told him that he was drunk at the time and he didn't touch her. Whatever, just stay away, okay?
The scenario was ten minutes long, but felt like a fucking eon. But I was glad it was over. And that motherfucker better act right or get his face rearranged like a Picasso.
...and here's Bob with the weather!!
In Happier News
There's this tumblr page: Writers No One Reads, a literary equivalent to orgasm if there ever was one. Pages of pages of awesome writers that NEED to be read if the human race ever desired to regain their collective intelligence back. This couldn't be highly recommended enough!
Also, I went to my folks house on the 4th. My mom played this song and I was immediately like, "WANT"! So I got the album
And here's the song that made me do it:
So how was your 4th of July weekend?
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