Things that annoys the piss outta me:
1.) Kids that walk in the middle of the fucking street. Seriously, why the fuck would you do that for? Are your feet allergic to terra firma? Do ya get some kind of power trip when you do that? Like you're thinking to yourself,"Yeah, I got the power. I can make...cars slow down for a couple of seconds til they drive pass me." Well, what if one of those drivers was an escapee from the Insane Asylum and he think he's David Carradine doing a scene from "Death Race 200". Yeah, you not so swoll once your dumbass gets knocked 10 feet in the air and slam down on the ground and make your face ugly.
2.)People on this site. Yes. You. The dumbass who can't take 5 minutes to read the rules before posting some asinine thread about your set being up for MR. You, the one can't even look at THE OTHER FUCKING THREADS AND POST A THREAD WHERE YOU DON'T EVEN NAME YOUR FUCKING SET!!! Yes, you. You, who thinks that a few shitty camera phone pics counts as a set. You! Who will take the oogles of prevy members than the constructive criticisms of other SGs and members. Guess what! Those dudes that're saying how HAWT you are? They'll say that shit to anybody that is fortunate enough to have tits. cuz men are stupid. If scientist were able to put a vagina on a rat, we will fuck the rat. We men are simple creatures and will be hypnotized by any part of the female anatomy.
Anyhoo...
3.)People who give out the middle fingers in photos. Rebellion...you're doing it wrong. Yes, I've done this myself and I wish I hadn't. I've realize that it doesn't make you hip or badass. It makes you look like a douchebag.
4.)People who make threads about wanting friends. Now if you're one of these people and you're reading this, I want you to direct your attention to the window in your room. Go on, look. You see that. That is called the REAL WORLD. And in this READ WORLD, there are REAL PEOPLE with whom you can form REAL FRIENDSHIPS with REAL TALK and REAL INTERACTIVITY. With luck, you can find REAL WOMAN with whom you'll REAL SEX, instead of jerking off with your JERKING HAND. Seriously, you step out some day.
I'm pretty sure I can come up with more, but my back is fucking killing me.
Oh, and last night, I got a free beer at the bar. Thing is, I hadda wear a diaper to get it. I'm sure the pics are on MySpace by now.
G'night.
edit: and here's the pic of said night at the bar
1.) Kids that walk in the middle of the fucking street. Seriously, why the fuck would you do that for? Are your feet allergic to terra firma? Do ya get some kind of power trip when you do that? Like you're thinking to yourself,"Yeah, I got the power. I can make...cars slow down for a couple of seconds til they drive pass me." Well, what if one of those drivers was an escapee from the Insane Asylum and he think he's David Carradine doing a scene from "Death Race 200". Yeah, you not so swoll once your dumbass gets knocked 10 feet in the air and slam down on the ground and make your face ugly.
2.)People on this site. Yes. You. The dumbass who can't take 5 minutes to read the rules before posting some asinine thread about your set being up for MR. You, the one can't even look at THE OTHER FUCKING THREADS AND POST A THREAD WHERE YOU DON'T EVEN NAME YOUR FUCKING SET!!! Yes, you. You, who thinks that a few shitty camera phone pics counts as a set. You! Who will take the oogles of prevy members than the constructive criticisms of other SGs and members. Guess what! Those dudes that're saying how HAWT you are? They'll say that shit to anybody that is fortunate enough to have tits. cuz men are stupid. If scientist were able to put a vagina on a rat, we will fuck the rat. We men are simple creatures and will be hypnotized by any part of the female anatomy.
Anyhoo...
3.)People who give out the middle fingers in photos. Rebellion...you're doing it wrong. Yes, I've done this myself and I wish I hadn't. I've realize that it doesn't make you hip or badass. It makes you look like a douchebag.
4.)People who make threads about wanting friends. Now if you're one of these people and you're reading this, I want you to direct your attention to the window in your room. Go on, look. You see that. That is called the REAL WORLD. And in this READ WORLD, there are REAL PEOPLE with whom you can form REAL FRIENDSHIPS with REAL TALK and REAL INTERACTIVITY. With luck, you can find REAL WOMAN with whom you'll REAL SEX, instead of jerking off with your JERKING HAND. Seriously, you step out some day.
I'm pretty sure I can come up with more, but my back is fucking killing me.
Oh, and last night, I got a free beer at the bar. Thing is, I hadda wear a diaper to get it. I'm sure the pics are on MySpace by now.
G'night.
edit: and here's the pic of said night at the bar
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