Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
It's been almost a week since I've been around. I felt the need to get back to nature, attune myself to my barbarian ancestors...
...and by that, I mean I've been coming home, sitting in front of the TV, and watching He-Man and the Masters of the Universe in chronological order. Because that is how I roll.
Yes, I'm well aware that intro is en espaol, but I posted it for not one, but two reasons...
1. One has to wonder why they added...lyrics?
2. Any excuse for you kids to run up to total strangers and yell out "YO SOY HE-MAN!" is a good one, indeed.
Things are pretty much same-old here. Working @VZ, working @GameStop. However, I do have a rather large beef as of late.
For most places, the weather, by and large, is pretty damn consistent. Mother Nature, however, chooses to treat New England as the unloved redheaded stepchild. She is a meteorological cocktease, a textbook tactless twat of temperature, if you will.
I'm a fan of alliteration, don't judge.
Let me back up...Saturday was a day to behold. It was 60 degrees or higher, radiating sunshine, and Yours Truly was in shorts and enjoying himself. However, this was not to be. I've not seen the sun since late that evening, with rain and more rain (even an out-of place thunderstorm last night), and it is currently a not-at-all-balmy 38 degrees.
FUCK this noise.
However, despite the shit weather, it it still springtime, and with that, I, like many of the cute widdle woodland creatures, have been feeling a stoking of the fires in mine loins. A turgent, tumescent torrent of testicular tremors (more alliteration, don't judge).
In short, kids, Your Humble Narrator is horny as hell. Do you know how much it sucks to be sitting @work when you'd rather have your penis played with? Girls, back me up on this one, won't you?
...waitaminit...
My argument still stands, despite my gender-rific gaffe. But why am I sharing this w/you, Gentle Reader?
Eh. Figured it was good for a laugh.
Now, for this edition of Random YouTube-y Goodness(!!!), we're going to touch back upon the previous topic of He-Man, as well as other various cartoons of the same era.
Where the FUCK are the cheesy moral segments these days? What other cartoon does those these days? Veggie Tales? I, kids, would rather learn the way to live my life from 30-minute toy commercials and other '80s icons than the members of the Jesus produce section, thank you very much. So, without further ado...
That's all for now, kids. As always, I hope you are all well.
Stay tuned...
-TM
It's been almost a week since I've been around. I felt the need to get back to nature, attune myself to my barbarian ancestors...
...and by that, I mean I've been coming home, sitting in front of the TV, and watching He-Man and the Masters of the Universe in chronological order. Because that is how I roll.
Yes, I'm well aware that intro is en espaol, but I posted it for not one, but two reasons...
1. One has to wonder why they added...lyrics?
2. Any excuse for you kids to run up to total strangers and yell out "YO SOY HE-MAN!" is a good one, indeed.
Things are pretty much same-old here. Working @VZ, working @GameStop. However, I do have a rather large beef as of late.
For most places, the weather, by and large, is pretty damn consistent. Mother Nature, however, chooses to treat New England as the unloved redheaded stepchild. She is a meteorological cocktease, a textbook tactless twat of temperature, if you will.
I'm a fan of alliteration, don't judge.
Let me back up...Saturday was a day to behold. It was 60 degrees or higher, radiating sunshine, and Yours Truly was in shorts and enjoying himself. However, this was not to be. I've not seen the sun since late that evening, with rain and more rain (even an out-of place thunderstorm last night), and it is currently a not-at-all-balmy 38 degrees.
FUCK this noise.
However, despite the shit weather, it it still springtime, and with that, I, like many of the cute widdle woodland creatures, have been feeling a stoking of the fires in mine loins. A turgent, tumescent torrent of testicular tremors (more alliteration, don't judge).
In short, kids, Your Humble Narrator is horny as hell. Do you know how much it sucks to be sitting @work when you'd rather have your penis played with? Girls, back me up on this one, won't you?
...waitaminit...
My argument still stands, despite my gender-rific gaffe. But why am I sharing this w/you, Gentle Reader?
Eh. Figured it was good for a laugh.
Now, for this edition of Random YouTube-y Goodness(!!!), we're going to touch back upon the previous topic of He-Man, as well as other various cartoons of the same era.
Where the FUCK are the cheesy moral segments these days? What other cartoon does those these days? Veggie Tales? I, kids, would rather learn the way to live my life from 30-minute toy commercials and other '80s icons than the members of the Jesus produce section, thank you very much. So, without further ado...
That's all for now, kids. As always, I hope you are all well.
Stay tuned...
-TM
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ascanius:
You know, I think I was using the term wrong anyway. I posted a new blog explaining my thought process, but I think your inability to answer may have been the fault of the question as much as of your crazy, drug-addled mind. 
karenbeth:
thanks (: