Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
It's been a few days since I've been here, due to wonky hours @work. Miss me?
First of all...
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my fun day
My I don't have to run day
It's just another manic Monday
Actually, compared to the walking pile of shit that was my weekend @work, today's pretty easy going. So easy going, in fact, that I have nothing to friggin' talk about!
So, YouTube will be my life presever to save you all from "blog boredom" once again, via the wishing of two Happy Belated Birthdays.
First, George Carlin
He turned 70 years young on Saturday.
And here's the first part of his 1984 show, Carlin on Campus.
(Find the rest of the show here.)
Second, good ole' Stevie Wonder:
He turned 57 years young yesterday.
And, just because Stevie's pimp like that (none of that sappy "I Just Called To Say I Love You" junk), here he is performing "Superstition" on Sesame Street, before it became the Elmo-infested abortion of children's television it is today.
Seriously, I fucking LOATHE that little furry crimson shithead.
That's all for now, kids. I have a lot of SG Friends to catch up with.
Stay tuned...
-TM
It's been a few days since I've been here, due to wonky hours @work. Miss me?
First of all...
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my fun day
My I don't have to run day
It's just another manic Monday
Actually, compared to the walking pile of shit that was my weekend @work, today's pretty easy going. So easy going, in fact, that I have nothing to friggin' talk about!
So, YouTube will be my life presever to save you all from "blog boredom" once again, via the wishing of two Happy Belated Birthdays.
First, George Carlin
He turned 70 years young on Saturday.
And here's the first part of his 1984 show, Carlin on Campus.
(Find the rest of the show here.)
Second, good ole' Stevie Wonder:
He turned 57 years young yesterday.
And, just because Stevie's pimp like that (none of that sappy "I Just Called To Say I Love You" junk), here he is performing "Superstition" on Sesame Street, before it became the Elmo-infested abortion of children's television it is today.
Seriously, I fucking LOATHE that little furry crimson shithead.
That's all for now, kids. I have a lot of SG Friends to catch up with.
Stay tuned...
-TM
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.