Hey, kids! It's a post-weekend update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
As promised, I come bearing pics from my buddy Tavis' party in Middleboro Saturday. They were taken by my other buddy Justin (aka evlwraithe1, who, despite being anti-emo, is being a journalless lurker
) because my cam is crap, which is why I have no pics from the 2nd party, including of my lady as a cute hippie. 
Basically, as I explained in my last blog, I had to come up w/a Plan B for a costume, since the psycho cross-dresser thing wasn't happening. So, Justin gave me an unused convict costume he had laying around, and I bought a shrunken head zombie mask @my local Wal-Mart, got a machete prop, and here's the result:
My laziness kept me from embellishing it (including spattering fake blood over the costume) but overall, I'm happy w/the creativeness of it in the short time I had to prepare.
Here's me and my buddy Chris. We've been good friends since our HS days, but apparently, no one told him that in order to carry on his caveman seed, he had to piggyback someone of the opposite sex.
He also had a big plastic bone w/him. Numerous, painful "bone=penis" puns were had.
Here's me being all evil and shit, "killing" fellow dork Mike (brother of Kerrianne, who was the co-host of the party) in futile fashion.
As has become a tradition @these parties, my masks are often commandeered by the ladies for humorous photo ops. That's Julianne, who's a college friend of the hosts.
Pictures like this I like, because how the mask looks, it makes me just look evil and cool.
Apparently, once a psycho zombie ex-convict, always a zombie ex-convict, as I'm being apprehended by Andrea, the sister of one of Tavis and Kerrianne's friends. Considering I had only met her moments before, she was more than willing to pose for a pic.
Now, as you can see, I also had some handcuffs with the costume, which became quite sore on the wrists. Now, with the costume having no pockets, I had a problem w/figuring out how to store them (and as of today, they are still MIA, I have no clue where they disappeared to). But, leave it to your Humble Narrator to come up with some MacGuyver-level shit, and figure out a creative (and sexy) form of holstering the cuffs.
Everybody took one look @that pic and said, "That's a MySpace pic right there." I concur.
The second party was back here in Gahdna-Hey G-Vegas(!!!), hosted by my co-worker/friend Kit and her boyfriend Keith. This party was substantially more low-key, but entertaining in it's own right as I got to spend time w/my lady, and also revel in comic-book geekiness via Marvel: Ultimate Alliance on the XBox of the hosts' gaming buddy Sparky. If you're into the comic book heroes and beat-em-up games, I recommend it.
All in all, a fun time was had this weekend, though the sleep deprivation had gotten to my by 10:30 last night. But, I always enjoy Halloween and look forward to next year. Hopefully I will have more time to plan (and more $$$ as well) for a costume. I've already started brainstorming costume ideas.
Fuckin' shame it only comes once a year.
How about everyone else? I pose a question:
How was your weekend?
Everyone was safe, I hope.
That's about it for now, kids. A comment stalking excursion awaits!
Stay tuned...
-TM
As promised, I come bearing pics from my buddy Tavis' party in Middleboro Saturday. They were taken by my other buddy Justin (aka evlwraithe1, who, despite being anti-emo, is being a journalless lurker
) because my cam is crap, which is why I have no pics from the 2nd party, including of my lady as a cute hippie. Basically, as I explained in my last blog, I had to come up w/a Plan B for a costume, since the psycho cross-dresser thing wasn't happening. So, Justin gave me an unused convict costume he had laying around, and I bought a shrunken head zombie mask @my local Wal-Mart, got a machete prop, and here's the result:
My laziness kept me from embellishing it (including spattering fake blood over the costume) but overall, I'm happy w/the creativeness of it in the short time I had to prepare.
Here's me and my buddy Chris. We've been good friends since our HS days, but apparently, no one told him that in order to carry on his caveman seed, he had to piggyback someone of the opposite sex.
He also had a big plastic bone w/him. Numerous, painful "bone=penis" puns were had.
Here's me being all evil and shit, "killing" fellow dork Mike (brother of Kerrianne, who was the co-host of the party) in futile fashion.
As has become a tradition @these parties, my masks are often commandeered by the ladies for humorous photo ops. That's Julianne, who's a college friend of the hosts.
Pictures like this I like, because how the mask looks, it makes me just look evil and cool.
Apparently, once a psycho zombie ex-convict, always a zombie ex-convict, as I'm being apprehended by Andrea, the sister of one of Tavis and Kerrianne's friends. Considering I had only met her moments before, she was more than willing to pose for a pic.
Now, as you can see, I also had some handcuffs with the costume, which became quite sore on the wrists. Now, with the costume having no pockets, I had a problem w/figuring out how to store them (and as of today, they are still MIA, I have no clue where they disappeared to). But, leave it to your Humble Narrator to come up with some MacGuyver-level shit, and figure out a creative (and sexy) form of holstering the cuffs.
Everybody took one look @that pic and said, "That's a MySpace pic right there." I concur.
The second party was back here in Gahdna-Hey G-Vegas(!!!), hosted by my co-worker/friend Kit and her boyfriend Keith. This party was substantially more low-key, but entertaining in it's own right as I got to spend time w/my lady, and also revel in comic-book geekiness via Marvel: Ultimate Alliance on the XBox of the hosts' gaming buddy Sparky. If you're into the comic book heroes and beat-em-up games, I recommend it.
All in all, a fun time was had this weekend, though the sleep deprivation had gotten to my by 10:30 last night. But, I always enjoy Halloween and look forward to next year. Hopefully I will have more time to plan (and more $$$ as well) for a costume. I've already started brainstorming costume ideas.
Fuckin' shame it only comes once a year.
How about everyone else? I pose a question:
How was your weekend?
Everyone was safe, I hope.
That's about it for now, kids. A comment stalking excursion awaits!
Stay tuned...
-TM
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er:
thanks for happy birthdaying me
_biblia_:
but i like sourdough bread.