Hey, kids! It's another update from your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
For those of you that wished the lovely Fenchurch a Happy Birthday, you're good people.
Now, I ask you to give Happy Birthday wishes to one of the coolest ladies around, and who's become a very good friend of mine, the lovely Bella420. Sadly, she has no pics of her cute self.
So go, my minions! GO! Leave her much ♥ and
es.
BTW, if there are other people reading this who's birthdays I missed recently, feel free to let my blonde, senile arse know so I may order people around to leave you ♥ as well.
Why? Because I'm a whore like that.
Well, what did your Humble Narrator do today, you ask?
I braved the inclement weather to have fun times @Six Flags with the fellow acolytes of mischief. Rain = short lines, so we got to go on several rides and had run of the water park. The bad news was:
1. I'm too much of a pussy to go on anything roller-coaster related. I went on Pandemonium simply because I didn't feel like being a pussy for the 2nd time in a row. Baby steps.
2. I missed my honey, because she can't do parks w/roller coasters and the like. Plus, she was nice enough to drive me halfway to meet up w/the friends I was going with, so I shall be showing my gratitude by cooking a nice home, uh, cooked meal for her tomorrow night.
If you happen to be reading this, cutie:
What else?
Ah, yes. After watching the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner...
I ♥ Betty White, and would seriously consider having dirty pig sex with her, given the opportunity.
And if Bea Arthur walked in and sat on my face whilst her stretched-out, dried-up labia slapped my face like a mind flayer trying to eat my brain...
(Insert the laughter of Dungeons & Dragons fans here)
...I would die a happy man. A happy, depraved, sexually deviant man.
Na to the fuckin' NA.
Feel free to mail me your impending therapy bills from having that image BURNED into your brain and eyes. Now try sleeping tonight.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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...
Sorry about that. I had a good day today and was in a super mood.
Plus, I went to Best Buy and found this:
NERD ALERT!
So that's how my day was.
That's all for now. I shall be going to do some comment stalking before bedtime, as I (sadly) have to go back to work tomorrow. But dinner w/my lady will make the day go by faster.
Now, you crazy kids behave yourselves!
One more question before I go...
Do you think I'm sexy?
Stay tuned...
-TM
For those of you that wished the lovely Fenchurch a Happy Birthday, you're good people.
Now, I ask you to give Happy Birthday wishes to one of the coolest ladies around, and who's become a very good friend of mine, the lovely Bella420. Sadly, she has no pics of her cute self.
So go, my minions! GO! Leave her much ♥ and
es.BTW, if there are other people reading this who's birthdays I missed recently, feel free to let my blonde, senile arse know so I may order people around to leave you ♥ as well.
Why? Because I'm a whore like that.
Well, what did your Humble Narrator do today, you ask?
I braved the inclement weather to have fun times @Six Flags with the fellow acolytes of mischief. Rain = short lines, so we got to go on several rides and had run of the water park. The bad news was:
1. I'm too much of a pussy to go on anything roller-coaster related. I went on Pandemonium simply because I didn't feel like being a pussy for the 2nd time in a row. Baby steps.
2. I missed my honey, because she can't do parks w/roller coasters and the like. Plus, she was nice enough to drive me halfway to meet up w/the friends I was going with, so I shall be showing my gratitude by cooking a nice home, uh, cooked meal for her tomorrow night.
If you happen to be reading this, cutie:
What else?
Ah, yes. After watching the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner...
I ♥ Betty White, and would seriously consider having dirty pig sex with her, given the opportunity.
And if Bea Arthur walked in and sat on my face whilst her stretched-out, dried-up labia slapped my face like a mind flayer trying to eat my brain...
(Insert the laughter of Dungeons & Dragons fans here)
...I would die a happy man. A happy, depraved, sexually deviant man.
Na to the fuckin' NA.
Feel free to mail me your impending therapy bills from having that image BURNED into your brain and eyes. Now try sleeping tonight.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
...
...
Sorry about that. I had a good day today and was in a super mood.
Plus, I went to Best Buy and found this:
NERD ALERT!
So that's how my day was.
That's all for now. I shall be going to do some comment stalking before bedtime, as I (sadly) have to go back to work tomorrow. But dinner w/my lady will make the day go by faster.
Now, you crazy kids behave yourselves!
One more question before I go...
Do you think I'm sexy?
Stay tuned...
-TM
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2. Ninjas are infinitely better than pirates....
What about Ninja/Pirate's and Pirate/Ninja's?
Born to mothers who washed up on exotic shores after being discovered stowed away on ships and tossed overboard (Because not all pirates need women!)
or fathers who found themselves in the same predicament (some pirates like women0.
Or ninja mom's who fell for one of those "bad boy types, you know"
Some of those little half-breed hooligans must be far superior to their parents.
N.
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