I Dont Understand, Is My Television Breaking Up With Me?
Im just wondering, is it just me or will my television not stop telling me to stop watching it? I mean really, there are more and more people all the time coming on the TV to sell their books and DVDs and music and whatever other shit gets advertised while all of these smart, sophisticated people talk about how it makes me really stupid to watch TV... I mean... are they not making me smarter? Since there so fuckin' smart of course. Where did "Everybody Loves Raymond" and "King Of Queens" go... those where the easy days... easy watchin'... my best friend has turned on me and now all its making me watch is American Idol and Survivor... and TALK SHOWS WITH PEOPLE THAT DONT WANT ME TO WATCH THEM!!! Im getting conflicted messages... "Dont watch TV... unless Im on it"... is that what theyre saying? Really this shit is getting irritateing.
Almost as irritateing as vegans telling me not to eat meat... and then selling advertiseing space to McDonalds... god I love McDonalds... its great that we have so many different hamburgers... and why does it matter? At one in the morning, coming home from work, I wouldnt get home and fry up a hamburger... but I would stop by Wendys and buy a stack of three fat, greasy burgers stuck between two peices of bread... WOW Im getting distracted... must be my short attention span caused by watching too much TV... wait... did somebody say hamburger?
But yeah... I dont know... I think television needs to come to its senses... if I dont WATCH TV, nobody is going to get paid to tell me to STOP watching TV... so somebody really needs to tell these smart, sophisticated people who think that people who watch TV are uneducated white trash to shut the fuck up... be happy their getting paid to be smart and find something else to tell us to stop doing.
Theres always room to save the planet... go hug a tree, chump!
Bite down on this noise
Thank you
and goodnight
Im just wondering, is it just me or will my television not stop telling me to stop watching it? I mean really, there are more and more people all the time coming on the TV to sell their books and DVDs and music and whatever other shit gets advertised while all of these smart, sophisticated people talk about how it makes me really stupid to watch TV... I mean... are they not making me smarter? Since there so fuckin' smart of course. Where did "Everybody Loves Raymond" and "King Of Queens" go... those where the easy days... easy watchin'... my best friend has turned on me and now all its making me watch is American Idol and Survivor... and TALK SHOWS WITH PEOPLE THAT DONT WANT ME TO WATCH THEM!!! Im getting conflicted messages... "Dont watch TV... unless Im on it"... is that what theyre saying? Really this shit is getting irritateing.
Almost as irritateing as vegans telling me not to eat meat... and then selling advertiseing space to McDonalds... god I love McDonalds... its great that we have so many different hamburgers... and why does it matter? At one in the morning, coming home from work, I wouldnt get home and fry up a hamburger... but I would stop by Wendys and buy a stack of three fat, greasy burgers stuck between two peices of bread... WOW Im getting distracted... must be my short attention span caused by watching too much TV... wait... did somebody say hamburger?
But yeah... I dont know... I think television needs to come to its senses... if I dont WATCH TV, nobody is going to get paid to tell me to STOP watching TV... so somebody really needs to tell these smart, sophisticated people who think that people who watch TV are uneducated white trash to shut the fuck up... be happy their getting paid to be smart and find something else to tell us to stop doing.
Theres always room to save the planet... go hug a tree, chump!
Bite down on this noise
Thank you
and goodnight
Just saying... when I hear smart people talking, I think they sound stupid haha.