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Wednesday Mar 23, 2011
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Fuck You, Greensboro! I near nowhere near you but I do have a well. And just think of how much money I save by not having to pay your water bills and taxes and all that. Fix the damn problem and stop trying to fix the blame! I have a prominent idea that the fines you're slapping down on Joe Q. Public isn't passed on to golf courses, the biggest users of water for lawn maintenance. Thanks for giving me another reason to stay out of the city limits.
And to the idiots still watering your lawns... IT'S FUCKING GRASS!! It's grass. It dies every year and comes back. Like a teenager's acne covered face my yard has a combination skin: rye grass to the side, crab grass and dandelions scattered throughout and a big bald patch to the front side. Deal with it, you pompous assholes. And then when the city tries to cite you for having a poorly maintained yard tell them you're doing your part to conserve water year round.
That analogy was too much of a stretch, wasn't it?