I'm drunk, boy-howdy!
It may be a week late but I've rung in my New Year by now. Also finished my From-Me-To-Me Christmas shopping. I finally got a real yo-yo (My Real Ghostbusters Yo-Yo broke so I invested in a Duncan Pro-Fly... I'm gonna learn string tricks!!!!). I bought new pillows to go with my new bed clothes as well. Anyone ever heard of a Shower Sheet? It's like a fuck off, big ass towel. I got one of those by mistake thinking I was getting a simple towel.
Anyways, back to being drunk. Got together with my father, his ex-maybe-still wife and my cousin and his fianc tonight. Unfortunately they had been drinking since 6:00 this evening and called me at midnight. My stepmother (gag at the thought) and my cousin's fianc fell to the inebriating effects of alcohol while I stayed sentient with my father and cousin (who wasn't in their right minds). Many greivances were shared tonight that they may not remember but I will. Afterall, they had to puke off the porch while I watched on in semi-sentient manner. I can't believe I force myself to stay sober. Ian Fleming wrote in "Moonraker" how Bond got drunk and hight (off of some pill) to seem a flop while playing cards, saying he was too high but that would help. I so feel like James Bond right now.
Now, as I was doing before I joined the revelry, I'm encoding porn I got from another site so I can watch it on my iPod. Yep, total perv. But fuck it, no girl will personally strip for me so I'll go with the virtual. It's sad to feel old and undesirable before 30.
Still trying to get this Franken-PC to work. Damn Microsoft and their trial serial numbers. I just want to offer the internet to my cousins, that's all. Love them and all but I'm not giving up my Macs. Just bought a new 250 GB drive as an external backup which means the old 160 I was using goes into the G4... that bitch has 480 gigs inside her now... I'm trying to find a way to connect it to the entertainment center as a media server.
I backed up my SG file to disk recently. It took an 8.5 dual layer DVD, a 4.6 gig DVD and two 700 MB CD-Rs. That would be 14.5 Gigs of ALL SGs. I feel like a total dork but it's awesome that I have most if not all.
Been stuck listening to Gwen Stefani's new album... I fucking love it. There's instances of Prince, U2, Garbage and early '90s dance like Amber and Lisa Stanfield. I'm impressed, I really am, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
My father's estranged-not-estranged wife seemed to hint she wants me to hook up with her daughter. Well, to be a "big brother" to her. But she's gone from being an alkie slut to being a holy righteous prude. I told her, the mother, I'm not much of a role model and she asked how. I felt it wise not to say how I'm encoding porn to watch on the go. I woulda hit her daughter's shit before... now a holy roller? I'm not into that.
That's why I'm not a role model. Hell, I kept staring at my cousin's fiancs tits (nice, big, milky things they seem to be under that resplendent blouse) while we played our drinking games tonight. No, not a role model anymore. Jesus and MacGyver both failed/deceived me
Received my 90 day eval at work (which is actually done at 150 days). My boss and I spent more time philosophizing than talking about my work habits. I don't feel I'm much longer for the medical field. Of course I'm drunk, but I'm feeling empowered to either find my niche in my field to make a go at if myself. Thought about a printing service of sorts. If I can straighten out that debt brought on by a year of unemployment I may do that. Or tech support on computers. I have dealt with more PCs than I have in the past eight years in the past three months. Why is it that everyone who uses PCs are idiots (as a rule) and it takes a Mac User (like myself) to fix their problems. I fixed my PC problem long ago... I started using a Mac. Alas, people are not as forward thinking as I was.
Now... eating a potpie trying to sober up so I'm not drunk going to bed. That's a really bad way to go. I had planned on writing a really long, depressing post full of reasons why life sucks. But being inebriated has cheered me up.
Except for the going to bed alone thing. Wish I was sleeping on my cousin's fianc's "pillows" than the down-filled ones I just bought or desecrating my father's wife's daughter.
Yep, not a role model at all.
Love you guys (that's what every drunk has ever told me). Welcome to the New Year!
It may be a week late but I've rung in my New Year by now. Also finished my From-Me-To-Me Christmas shopping. I finally got a real yo-yo (My Real Ghostbusters Yo-Yo broke so I invested in a Duncan Pro-Fly... I'm gonna learn string tricks!!!!). I bought new pillows to go with my new bed clothes as well. Anyone ever heard of a Shower Sheet? It's like a fuck off, big ass towel. I got one of those by mistake thinking I was getting a simple towel.
Anyways, back to being drunk. Got together with my father, his ex-maybe-still wife and my cousin and his fianc tonight. Unfortunately they had been drinking since 6:00 this evening and called me at midnight. My stepmother (gag at the thought) and my cousin's fianc fell to the inebriating effects of alcohol while I stayed sentient with my father and cousin (who wasn't in their right minds). Many greivances were shared tonight that they may not remember but I will. Afterall, they had to puke off the porch while I watched on in semi-sentient manner. I can't believe I force myself to stay sober. Ian Fleming wrote in "Moonraker" how Bond got drunk and hight (off of some pill) to seem a flop while playing cards, saying he was too high but that would help. I so feel like James Bond right now.
Now, as I was doing before I joined the revelry, I'm encoding porn I got from another site so I can watch it on my iPod. Yep, total perv. But fuck it, no girl will personally strip for me so I'll go with the virtual. It's sad to feel old and undesirable before 30.
Still trying to get this Franken-PC to work. Damn Microsoft and their trial serial numbers. I just want to offer the internet to my cousins, that's all. Love them and all but I'm not giving up my Macs. Just bought a new 250 GB drive as an external backup which means the old 160 I was using goes into the G4... that bitch has 480 gigs inside her now... I'm trying to find a way to connect it to the entertainment center as a media server.
I backed up my SG file to disk recently. It took an 8.5 dual layer DVD, a 4.6 gig DVD and two 700 MB CD-Rs. That would be 14.5 Gigs of ALL SGs. I feel like a total dork but it's awesome that I have most if not all.
Been stuck listening to Gwen Stefani's new album... I fucking love it. There's instances of Prince, U2, Garbage and early '90s dance like Amber and Lisa Stanfield. I'm impressed, I really am, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
My father's estranged-not-estranged wife seemed to hint she wants me to hook up with her daughter. Well, to be a "big brother" to her. But she's gone from being an alkie slut to being a holy righteous prude. I told her, the mother, I'm not much of a role model and she asked how. I felt it wise not to say how I'm encoding porn to watch on the go. I woulda hit her daughter's shit before... now a holy roller? I'm not into that.
That's why I'm not a role model. Hell, I kept staring at my cousin's fiancs tits (nice, big, milky things they seem to be under that resplendent blouse) while we played our drinking games tonight. No, not a role model anymore. Jesus and MacGyver both failed/deceived me
Received my 90 day eval at work (which is actually done at 150 days). My boss and I spent more time philosophizing than talking about my work habits. I don't feel I'm much longer for the medical field. Of course I'm drunk, but I'm feeling empowered to either find my niche in my field to make a go at if myself. Thought about a printing service of sorts. If I can straighten out that debt brought on by a year of unemployment I may do that. Or tech support on computers. I have dealt with more PCs than I have in the past eight years in the past three months. Why is it that everyone who uses PCs are idiots (as a rule) and it takes a Mac User (like myself) to fix their problems. I fixed my PC problem long ago... I started using a Mac. Alas, people are not as forward thinking as I was.
Now... eating a potpie trying to sober up so I'm not drunk going to bed. That's a really bad way to go. I had planned on writing a really long, depressing post full of reasons why life sucks. But being inebriated has cheered me up.
Except for the going to bed alone thing. Wish I was sleeping on my cousin's fianc's "pillows" than the down-filled ones I just bought or desecrating my father's wife's daughter.
Yep, not a role model at all.
Love you guys (that's what every drunk has ever told me). Welcome to the New Year!
scottsmallin:
I know a couple of SG's that strip. We should go give em some dollars at the club and then You can assist for the shoots. Woo wee. Oh, and haha. I never thought I would hear the BEst BF ever either. Random.
scottsmallin:
Oh, and did you see Emi's set??