The most romantic thing I've done is go out to Albuquerque, NM for a girl. No, it's not in Arizona. Yes, people actually think that. I met her online. I went out there to visit and ended up staying for 3 weeks. I was planning to move out there but it didn't work out. So that's the most romantic thing I've done.
The most romantic thing I would do. I would lay out an outfit for her to wear and cook her favorite meal. I'm not much of a cook so this surprise might cause her to faint. I'd wear a suit because it's the dude version of the Little Black Dress. We'd eat dinner while I controlled the vibrator I also told her to put in. I'd keep a present wrapped somewhere she could see it. Letting her wonder what it could possibly be. She wouldn't open it until after dinner. While she was unwrapping it the vibe would be going full blast. What's in the box? That I'd have to tailor to the lady. But I just had an idea that it might be a stuffie of myself. No idea where I'd have it made but this is my imagination so I can do what the hell I want. After gifts are exchanged the comes the kinky sex. Because vanilla is a great flavor for food but not for sex. At least for me. Thanks, @missy and @rambo.