It's three in the morning. I just walked home from the best bday party I've ever attended. As I come to my intersection I see a tranny hooker walking up to the same intersection from my right. She's kind of gigglin in a sly manner as onlookers from a very expensive SUV choose to haggle her. I hear her just keep saying, bigger than yours, bigger than yours over and over again. As I get past her I glance back as she flashes the big box of steel. HOLY CHRIST! I'm pretty sure I'm going to feel insecure about the size of my genitals for the rest of my life. I'm convinced that she played a stunt double for Dirk Diggler in the movie boogie nights. Or perhaps she is just the reincarnation of John Holmes. Either way I'm sure the look of befuddlement on all of the spectators faces was priceless. Girl can take it and dish it out.
