Of all the sexual fantasies I have that I'm most afraid to admit that I have, the women dressed as little girls thing is the hottest and the scariest to me. When I go to dance clubs and see you know the whole schoolgirl outfit fetish thing, it really revs me. But it freaks me out too. Because while I'm sure I'm not a pedophile I'm afraid that if I think women dressed as girls is hot, then that is somehow wrong, or secretly legitimizes this horrible crime. You know what I'm saying?
Sex is hot and real when you go places that are taboo together, and you're totally unafraid. My last serious girl and I totally did this, we were really verbal and fun and into acting stuff out. She was into pretending we were on the playground and I'd pushed her down and started to grab her hair, that got her really wet. She'd always initiate this, during times when we'd lay together and she'd tell me fantasies while I'd do this thing with my thumb going in circles inside her for a long time that she REALLY liked.
Conversely, I was into when she'd pretend she was a student of mine who had a crush on me and sat in the front of the class with no panties on and then I'd ask her to stay after class and -- and it all sounds very mundane and trite and actually rather lame when I write it down but there were other things too like how every once in a while when I was eating her out she'd start to suck her thumb and when I saw her doing that it somehow drove me wild. There WAS an age difference we were having fun with -- she was 25 and I was 32 when we started to date.
All this is a preamble to how what I really want right now:
For every woman that I have a crush on to come and sit on my lap. I'll be Santa (not difficult for me these days all I need is the white beard and to be red the rest is taken care of believe me ask Itsalivemedia) -- and you can tell me what you REALLY wanted for Christmas, but your parents couldn't give you and your lame-ass boyfriend/ girlfriend never gave you. The skankiest and dirtiest and hottest fantasy that you are afraid to even talk about. Tell it to me, now. Whisper that shit in my ear, honey. Smoove B voice: Tell me what you really want, and I'll give it to you, but I may not be able to fit it underneath the tree...
Christ!!! I am sorry for this post but I am fricking horny tonight! There are like 3 cool shows but I had to stay home due to an ear infection which came on during the anti-war protest downtown today that's killing me (the ear infuckshun) and still I feel this way, holy torpedo libido Batman! Um I'll go away now. Later.
Sex is hot and real when you go places that are taboo together, and you're totally unafraid. My last serious girl and I totally did this, we were really verbal and fun and into acting stuff out. She was into pretending we were on the playground and I'd pushed her down and started to grab her hair, that got her really wet. She'd always initiate this, during times when we'd lay together and she'd tell me fantasies while I'd do this thing with my thumb going in circles inside her for a long time that she REALLY liked.
Conversely, I was into when she'd pretend she was a student of mine who had a crush on me and sat in the front of the class with no panties on and then I'd ask her to stay after class and -- and it all sounds very mundane and trite and actually rather lame when I write it down but there were other things too like how every once in a while when I was eating her out she'd start to suck her thumb and when I saw her doing that it somehow drove me wild. There WAS an age difference we were having fun with -- she was 25 and I was 32 when we started to date.
All this is a preamble to how what I really want right now:
For every woman that I have a crush on to come and sit on my lap. I'll be Santa (not difficult for me these days all I need is the white beard and to be red the rest is taken care of believe me ask Itsalivemedia) -- and you can tell me what you REALLY wanted for Christmas, but your parents couldn't give you and your lame-ass boyfriend/ girlfriend never gave you. The skankiest and dirtiest and hottest fantasy that you are afraid to even talk about. Tell it to me, now. Whisper that shit in my ear, honey. Smoove B voice: Tell me what you really want, and I'll give it to you, but I may not be able to fit it underneath the tree...
Christ!!! I am sorry for this post but I am fricking horny tonight! There are like 3 cool shows but I had to stay home due to an ear infection which came on during the anti-war protest downtown today that's killing me (the ear infuckshun) and still I feel this way, holy torpedo libido Batman! Um I'll go away now. Later.
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well you should.
[edited cuz im a sloppy drunk]
[Edited on Mar 22, 2003]
[Edited on Mar 22, 2003]
And finally, stop watching that B. Spears video!