ahhhh. st. patrick's day. got out of work this morning and went with shiva to her little dirtstick bar. our intentions were to get a cheap breakfast and a few drinks. home and in bed by 11am, i swear. well 11 turned into 12, then 1 then 2. finally we leave at 2pm to find parking tickets on our cars. i guess thats better than a cop with handcuff, but still sucks.
you know how when you see two girls hanging out, there's the cute one and the fat one? well, when i am with her guess which one i am? yes, sweet, i am the fat one. this girl is tinier than stuart little. you could lose her down the bathtub drain. she has a million dudes all around her. swapping numbers, necklaces and shamrock stickers. i guess i'll just sit over here. cool. have fun. she's left with an offer for a free dinner. all i got was a serious hangover. and a fat ass.
you know how when you see two girls hanging out, there's the cute one and the fat one? well, when i am with her guess which one i am? yes, sweet, i am the fat one. this girl is tinier than stuart little. you could lose her down the bathtub drain. she has a million dudes all around her. swapping numbers, necklaces and shamrock stickers. i guess i'll just sit over here. cool. have fun. she's left with an offer for a free dinner. all i got was a serious hangover. and a fat ass.
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Weeturds.
Hall n' Oats came out with a greatest hits... I almost got teary.
Boo
Is this the same cop that Shiva had phone sex with???
You would think that he would skip the ticket.
I love drinks that go on longer than they were supposed to.