theduke

And so Monday returns with a vengence

Had a crazy night last night actually. It was my Xmas work do and it was held in some fancy estate on the outskirts of Bristol (Not Aston Court fools! Another one) and it was an excuse to get all swanky.

Very glad I shaved my beard as the female interest was fairly high. Sabina, a phenomenally fit girl who I work with on Saturdays appeared very taken with my new look. However, I'm inclined to think the free wine had more influence than my debonair charm and slim cut suit. We kissed, she said we must definitely go out soon, but I said she had to call me. She's very attractive but when someone is clearly out of your league you want to be careful you're not being used in a game. I don't have time for games, if she's interested the ball is in her court.

Why am I writing like a stuffy old man? I'm going to redo that whole paragraph. I liked it, but it was too pompous.

Thank fuck I shaved the beard! There were loads of fit women and they were dolled to the max. Even Sabina, the incredibly fit one who could be Beyonce's sister was interested! She sat next to me at dinner and a full on snog when I left! She's amazingly fuckable but I wouldn't want to date her.

Better