thedevilman

hello!!!!!!!!1

you'll know you're a real rock star, when the kids start spitting on you.

when I mentioned your name this morning to my brother he's like "I know him, he was on The New Music show"...he really liked what you had to say, thinks you're a cool guy

You LIE! you are NOT 6'9"!!!???
A good home remedy for the Marcus' is to dip your balls in room temperature white wine vingegar followed by a light dusting of de-lousing powder. Some people find immediate releif by burning them off individually with a hot poker. Let me know if this helps!

Some people need the drama, gives them something to do as pathetic as that may seem. But have faith man, there are some good ones out there.

Oh my god, I just read your post in coygirl's journal about doing calisthenics to "popcorn"!!!! NOBODY ever concurs that memory for me, THANK YOU!!!!

You didn't play any other shows in Toronto without telling us did you?

And yes we will be punished, but they will be sweet alcoholic punishments.

good news: i found that cookbook in a barnes and noble. so you should be able to find it. if not, check out vegan.com.

it's strange, you don't look like you hail from afghanistan

jerk off. are you really 6'9" thats so tall.. mmmm.

Maybe you should try some Metamucil.

hola hombre, don't know if that makes sense but it rolls off the tongue quite nicely.

black xmas isn't thaaaaaaaaaaat scary, but i saw it the first time when i was still in the babysitting age, and being in a big old spooky house, alone (virtually, what's a two year old going to do to protect you from a crazed lunatic?)...and the phone rings and it's some CRAZED LUNATIC? that really became a part of my psychological fabric. whatever you do don't call me when i'm at home alone talking like a crazed lunatic or i might jump out a window or something. really.

now go get that race car darn it!

OK, this is even for a big boy like you!

http://www.scca-enterprises.com/media/newcar.html

Thanks, I keep getting that song stuck in my head and it just bugged me that I didn't know.

Jesus, you're starting to sound like me.

i like the new daddy line, i'm going to have to try that one! and don't feel lumped in just because you are a member of the penis club, women understand just as well that you're not some homogeneous group of wanksters. just like we can't all be as gorgeous as ms. faith, or as annoying as whitney houston.

"Hey ladies, I'm not trying to pick up or anything, but I've got an 8ball of crack and a back alley..."

You made me laugh so hard with that one. Possibly it;s because of my drunkyness

you suck

*smoochies*

Tell me that's not from your Bon Jovi days.

I play it. Not very well, but I try.