So this guy has a problem and goes to the doctor and says "Doc. .. I can't get it up no matter what I do"
Doctor looks at him and says "Ahhhh...yes. . .you've caused muscle damage by jerking off to much. But we have something that may help. See. . .we take the muscles from a baby elephant trunk and wrap them around the base of the penis and they bond with the muscle there and that restores the erection."
"What!???!"
The doctor shrugs and nods.
After a few seconds of thought the guy asks "So it works?"
The doctor says "Well. . .it's experimental but yes. . .it seems to. It's that or impotency" So the guy agrees and gets the opperation.
Three months later the guy is out to dinner on his first date since the opperation and the girl was fuckin hot. . . as she giggled her boobs bounced so nice and a button comes undone and he sees a lot of cleavage and starts to get all hot and bothered. . . He started getting hard. . .and harder. . .and it starts getting really uncomfy. . .he tries to shift but it starts to hurt. So he undoes his fly and pants button casually and hopes that maybe with enough space it won't hurt any more.
It feels better and he sits back and relaxes and then all of a sudden. . . his cock springs to life in his pants and reaches up onto the table and begins feeling around the table. It feels all around and touches the food and glasses and then finally, it curls around a dinner roll, picks it up, and zips back into his pants.
The poor girl is shocked. . . she almost screams. . .but then is rather amazed and starts to giggle. She asks "Wow. . .that was amazing. . .can you do that again?"
The guy says rather embarassed "I think so but. . .I don't think I could fit another dinner roll up my ass."
Doctor looks at him and says "Ahhhh...yes. . .you've caused muscle damage by jerking off to much. But we have something that may help. See. . .we take the muscles from a baby elephant trunk and wrap them around the base of the penis and they bond with the muscle there and that restores the erection."
"What!???!"
The doctor shrugs and nods.
After a few seconds of thought the guy asks "So it works?"
The doctor says "Well. . .it's experimental but yes. . .it seems to. It's that or impotency" So the guy agrees and gets the opperation.
Three months later the guy is out to dinner on his first date since the opperation and the girl was fuckin hot. . . as she giggled her boobs bounced so nice and a button comes undone and he sees a lot of cleavage and starts to get all hot and bothered. . . He started getting hard. . .and harder. . .and it starts getting really uncomfy. . .he tries to shift but it starts to hurt. So he undoes his fly and pants button casually and hopes that maybe with enough space it won't hurt any more.
It feels better and he sits back and relaxes and then all of a sudden. . . his cock springs to life in his pants and reaches up onto the table and begins feeling around the table. It feels all around and touches the food and glasses and then finally, it curls around a dinner roll, picks it up, and zips back into his pants.
The poor girl is shocked. . . she almost screams. . .but then is rather amazed and starts to giggle. She asks "Wow. . .that was amazing. . .can you do that again?"
The guy says rather embarassed "I think so but. . .I don't think I could fit another dinner roll up my ass."
and thank you for sharing that story with me .. it was amazing! Ive had a few of those moments before, theyre so awesome and rare. But ... theres something awesome abt knowing that the moment was specifically for YOU.