Yeah, I'm pretty bored and nothing to update. So here is something to chuckle at.
Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.
Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...
Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over...
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Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.
Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...
Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over...
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missdates:
Lesbian!
noctem:
He was very polite and kind of shy
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ash:
Omg, they are so cute. How did u end up producing such cute kids? LOL! You're a DNA modification specialist, eh? Dont feel old, babe. My kid is older than yours, hows that for old, lol!
missdates:
No. It's what I started when you were still watching TV.
Check this out.
Missdates and Magnus are left side and Brandolyn and I are right side.
What are you?
Missdates and Magnus are left side and Brandolyn and I are right side.
What are you?
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annamei:
a bit of both but in my old age i tend to lean left
p.s. kristen bell makes me happy all over! i don't like scary movies, not even in the least bit but i saw pulse just because she was in it
p.s. kristen bell makes me happy all over! i don't like scary movies, not even in the least bit but i saw pulse just because she was in it
doolittle:
eww, what the hell is all that white stuff on the ground? 
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snowballinhell:
But that's because you are 'special' 
It's the sort of chocolate that has nuts and raisins in it and keeps calling to me from the shop shelves and then from my fridge. I ate it all last night. I felt sick but today is day one of detox. At least, that's the theory anyway....
It's the sort of chocolate that has nuts and raisins in it and keeps calling to me from the shop shelves and then from my fridge. I ate it all last night. I felt sick but today is day one of detox. At least, that's the theory anyway....
noctem:
So, you gonna send me a friend request on Live?
It's already a good weekend.
Missdates and I took Friday off and went to watch Superbad. It was funny.
Saturday and Sunday hopefully relax and veg out with video game and the kids.
Monday, some guys from work want to go and watch a Diamondbacks game.
Missdates and I took Friday off and went to watch Superbad. It was funny.
Saturday and Sunday hopefully relax and veg out with video game and the kids.
Monday, some guys from work want to go and watch a Diamondbacks game.
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annamei:
i've heard superbad is hilarious but completely raunchy, i'm thinking i'll see it in the dollar theater
misskoneko:
Thanks for your question
Yesterday was a fun day.
Went to Hell City and saw Thrasher, Doolittle, and herotozero there. It was really great to have seen them.
Went to Hell City and saw Thrasher, Doolittle, and herotozero there. It was really great to have seen them.
doolittle:
it was really to have seen you too
now i want more tattoos asap though
now i want more tattoos asap though
doolittle:
aww now my post doesn't make sense, you fixed the sentence
heh heh
heh heh
I'm a very boring person. So with that, I'll leave you with somethings you can read instead and have a chuckle or two.
SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked
John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight...
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SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked
John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight...
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punk:
Thanks man!
silvercharmer:
Why, thank you. It was a good time, for sure!
I was walking into Safeway today and I saw my Aunt and Uncle. I had Edward with me so they both were babying her while chatting with me. They were saying how good of a baby Edward is and and how my Aunt wants another baby (her kids are both teenagers) but they won't cause my Uncle is going to be forty soon
I told...
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I told...
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missdates:
Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada....
Hi!
Teeeheeee
*scurries away*
Call me punk!
Hi!
Teeeheeee
*scurries away*
Call me punk!
ormunroe:
Hello, how are you? It's been a long while but I've finally returned to the site and I wanted to say hello and give you a belated congrats!
My daughter Brandolyn is funny.
Her and I were going to the store and it was sprinkling on us. She was walking with her mouth open and tells me "Daddy, I tasted the rain".
I asked her if the rain tasted like broken dreams.
She replies "No, I haven't tasted those yet."
Her and I were going to the store and it was sprinkling on us. She was walking with her mouth open and tells me "Daddy, I tasted the rain".
I asked her if the rain tasted like broken dreams.
She replies "No, I haven't tasted those yet."
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dane_valek:
Legs... weak... can't .... walk... child... too.. cute.
Ahh, the mind of a child.
Ahh, the mind of a child.
sydni:
I don't know. He's at a kung fu and meditation retreat. There's been no contact yet. I hope he's having a blast though.
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noctem:
Thank you! And as soon as it's in print I'll personally send you a signed copy
Can you really keep that on your car?
Can you really keep that on your car?
dane_valek:
very nice.