thedarkharlequin

camping was a bust. I spent many many many hours wandering around palomar mountain, lost as shit, in the dark, by myself. I was superiorally pissed, then saw the strip club on my way home. I'm in a much better mood now. We won't discuss how much was spent. I might be camping with one of the dancers next weekend.

I smell like stripper....

My mustache smells like snatch.