So the Internet crashed, and we can't process credit cards, and we're already slow because of the hurricane, but they won't let us close early even though we're not making ANY money.
Me: *hears that my crush's power went out*
My emotions: "Ask her if she wants you to come over later to help reset clocks!"
Me: "No. Shut up."
And what a fucking roller-coaster of emotions that was!
Professor: *Hands me the test back*
Me: 'Got a 94. That's not so bad, I guess...'
Me: *Flips paper right-side-up*
Me: 'WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK! THAT'S NOT A FUCKING 94! THAT'S A FUCKING 49! WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS!!!'
Me: 'Oh... wait a minute... this is out of 50. Okay! Whew!'
Professor: *approaches table*
Professor: "So...
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9pm: "Okay... Time to watch some history videos so I can do well in class!"
2am: "Whoops! I accidentally watched science videos again!"
I've been taking sleeping pills on school nights because losing consciousness is a multi-hour process, and they (barely) help, and I have to leave by 7:30 AM four days a week now for school. So tonight, I'm drinking alcohol for the first time since Saturday, and it feels absolutely wonderful! :)