theboychris

Woe is me, an update...

What a year so far. What a fucking year.

So in recent events I had a motorbike accident. Someone decided they wanted to be in my lane, and my brand new black bike was in the way.

Brakes - swerve - loss of traction - loss of bike from between legs...

Fence.

Now, when you crash on a bike, you're supposed to roll. Man, I rolled, and I landed in a fence. Luckily I had half a tonne of cow to protect me, and basically just slid.

I'm in the middle of the intersection, on my back, and I'm looking at a big ass blue sky. I start counting to 10, because you don't know how badly you're hurt for the first few seconds...

1...
2...
3...
4... *snigger*
5... *hehe*
6... *mmmph...*

At this point I burst out laughing. I dunno if it was the shock or what, but I was near pissing myself.

...

What an accident. Still a bit dazed from it so my description is vague and random, but I'm completely fine and so is the bike, just a few scratches on theboth of us.

Oh, and I've written the book on being drunk this year. Roll on the JD's and coke.

I'm back... again

EDIT: This is what my bike looked like before I dragged it up the road...