Strip Club Regulation.
So on a Friday night before Elle's shift there was a giant pole dancing studio recital I guess. It was super packed, the girls keep their clothes on and there was a lot of screaming. The real strippers get kind of pissed because once they start the crowd clears out and those who stay usually dont tip. This is a no-no.
ANYWAY, it was Elles first set and there was some jerkoff and his stupid wife/gf/whatever the fuck next to him sitting on the couch away from the rack and staring. She did her little come sit down move which is very cute and usually works. THIS fucking guy just put his hand up like he was all good. Her reply was Im a real stripper, if you arent going to pay then dont watch. The guy tried to be too cool and kick it, so I walked over, tipped her a few bucks and stood directly in front of him. I saw him move to the side in the mirror behind me so I moved over again to block his vision. Then we had a little conversation, it went like this:
Shitbag - Come on man, this is a strip club.
Me - I know. You pay to watch.
Shitbag - Its a strip club.
Me - I know. You pay to watch.
Shitbag - *sigh Fuck you man.
Me - smiles
Then he rounded up his gross friend and tried to leave, but went past the door to the exit back towards the kitchen. I watched all this so when he turned around and realized he was wrong I directed him to the exit with a smile. I got the old hand under the chin flick move, because apparently we were in 1950s Italy? Who the fuck knows.
She was super psyched, so were the other girls working so I felt good about it, plus I never get to do shit like that so it was fun.
Stupid people. Gotta look out for this sweet little Pengy, ya know?
So on a Friday night before Elle's shift there was a giant pole dancing studio recital I guess. It was super packed, the girls keep their clothes on and there was a lot of screaming. The real strippers get kind of pissed because once they start the crowd clears out and those who stay usually dont tip. This is a no-no.
ANYWAY, it was Elles first set and there was some jerkoff and his stupid wife/gf/whatever the fuck next to him sitting on the couch away from the rack and staring. She did her little come sit down move which is very cute and usually works. THIS fucking guy just put his hand up like he was all good. Her reply was Im a real stripper, if you arent going to pay then dont watch. The guy tried to be too cool and kick it, so I walked over, tipped her a few bucks and stood directly in front of him. I saw him move to the side in the mirror behind me so I moved over again to block his vision. Then we had a little conversation, it went like this:
Shitbag - Come on man, this is a strip club.
Me - I know. You pay to watch.
Shitbag - Its a strip club.
Me - I know. You pay to watch.
Shitbag - *sigh Fuck you man.
Me - smiles
Then he rounded up his gross friend and tried to leave, but went past the door to the exit back towards the kitchen. I watched all this so when he turned around and realized he was wrong I directed him to the exit with a smile. I got the old hand under the chin flick move, because apparently we were in 1950s Italy? Who the fuck knows.
She was super psyched, so were the other girls working so I felt good about it, plus I never get to do shit like that so it was fun.
Stupid people. Gotta look out for this sweet little Pengy, ya know?
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casper:
well then....pay up sucka! You owe me a bazillion! haha!
vianca:
thats brilliant