*** very 4th of July post ***
Ahahahaha. I made an imitation Big Mac out of a tofu burger at work today. It was sooo good. Actually tasted like a Big Mac!
P.S. Holy shit. Obama announced a TWO BILLION DOLLAR solar initiative. That's good news, my eco-lovin' comrades. If he doesn't get assassinated by the oil companies, this is going to be totally awesome.....
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Ahahahaha. I made an imitation Big Mac out of a tofu burger at work today. It was sooo good. Actually tasted like a Big Mac!
P.S. Holy shit. Obama announced a TWO BILLION DOLLAR solar initiative. That's good news, my eco-lovin' comrades. If he doesn't get assassinated by the oil companies, this is going to be totally awesome.....
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junecarter:

The Oxidizer Express is doing well. I can almost beat my time going to work. Still can't wait to get *my* bike fixed. Actually, still can't wait to buy a goddamn NEW bike. Preferably one that doesn't suck balls.
Today was Canada Day AND a soccer game at work. It was absolutely nightmarish. I couldn't even clean up my station before my shift was over....
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Today was Canada Day AND a soccer game at work. It was absolutely nightmarish. I couldn't even clean up my station before my shift was over....
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lexxie:
i want a kitty too
Alright. First... the shittiest thing.
My rear tire is totally warped. How? By braking too quickly. Apparently the rear tire hopped a bit, and that was enough to warp it. (Read: CRAPPY. FUCKING. TIRES.)
Taking it in next Wednesday for truing and a general tune-up, hopefully.
I've only had this bike just over two months, and already all these mysterious and horrible things are happening....
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My rear tire is totally warped. How? By braking too quickly. Apparently the rear tire hopped a bit, and that was enough to warp it. (Read: CRAPPY. FUCKING. TIRES.)
Taking it in next Wednesday for truing and a general tune-up, hopefully.
I've only had this bike just over two months, and already all these mysterious and horrible things are happening....
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lexxie:
i always throw an egg in my stirfry
makes things more interesting. especially if i'm too broke to afford any meat for it.
and usually all i use is garlic, ginger, soy sauce, and sesame oil.
sometimes mustard, sometimes hoisin if i have it.

and usually all i use is garlic, ginger, soy sauce, and sesame oil.
sometimes mustard, sometimes hoisin if i have it.
Lame.
Today was lame.
Southern Ontario got him by a LAME earthquake.
Work was LAME.
I had a fairly LAME time at the bar tonight.
LAME LAME LAME.
Today was lame.
Southern Ontario got him by a LAME earthquake.
Work was LAME.
I had a fairly LAME time at the bar tonight.
LAME LAME LAME.
Fixed my fender. My bike gloves were out of stock.
I also raised my seat half an inch. I think I'm at an ideal height now. That's good for efficiency, and my knees. Not so good for my crotch, though.
I need someone to give me a mohawk. I have clippers and I'd do it myself, but I think I'd slip. I also don't have...
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I also raised my seat half an inch. I think I'm at an ideal height now. That's good for efficiency, and my knees. Not so good for my crotch, though.
I need someone to give me a mohawk. I have clippers and I'd do it myself, but I think I'd slip. I also don't have...
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Busy weekend.
Holy fuck did today start off sucky. Lost one of my bike gloves AND a screw popped out of my front fender for some stupid reason, and now it's a little loose.
Luckily the rest of the night at work went fairly easy. Hanging out at Einstein afterwards was actually alright again. It really depends on who's on bar.
I hope this is...
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Holy fuck did today start off sucky. Lost one of my bike gloves AND a screw popped out of my front fender for some stupid reason, and now it's a little loose.
Luckily the rest of the night at work went fairly easy. Hanging out at Einstein afterwards was actually alright again. It really depends on who's on bar.
I hope this is...
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Hahahaha. Holy crap. I was drunk last night. Sorry about that. Probably drank a mickey of whiskey myself. I'm sort of a lightweight like that.
Guess what? I'm going to file a complaint with the labour board. My workplace is being stupid. This is going to be awesome.
In other news... am I attractive? I sometimes get the feeling that I'm not. But it's probably...
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Guess what? I'm going to file a complaint with the labour board. My workplace is being stupid. This is going to be awesome.
In other news... am I attractive? I sometimes get the feeling that I'm not. But it's probably...
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POST.
Okay, though I do not find you terribly impressive, I am willing to sacrifice a small portion of my time to your proving of worth.
Okay.. now... go.
**edit** that was kind of a dick move. Okay, you all have a week.
Okay, though I do not find you terribly impressive, I am willing to sacrifice a small portion of my time to your proving of worth.
Okay.. now... go.
**edit** that was kind of a dick move. Okay, you all have a week.
Nothing particularly special today. Worked. Work was easy. Went to my old bar and ended up drinking four times as much as I expected. (That's right, four pints!)
Things are alright, though. I discovered a secret. A SECRET! That's right. You gotta message me for the secret. It's totally secret.
Loves y'all. Godspeed. Peace.
Things are alright, though. I discovered a secret. A SECRET! That's right. You gotta message me for the secret. It's totally secret.

Loves y'all. Godspeed. Peace.
Slayed dragons in Ajax today, for a change. Actually, the dragon got away. So did the demons. For a bloody fight, it didn't amount to much.
Dropped by MEC today. Totally found a way to secure my backpack to my bike rack RIGHT AFTER I bought expensive panniers. Woot. Hooray for living and learning. Oh well. I guess you can't have too many ways to...
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Dropped by MEC today. Totally found a way to secure my backpack to my bike rack RIGHT AFTER I bought expensive panniers. Woot. Hooray for living and learning. Oh well. I guess you can't have too many ways to...
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