theangrysloth

So... I just went to the soire of a girl I've been "dating" for a month now.

Within the first couple weeks, she convinced me to start emailing this pen-pal of hers in New Zealand.

Now I find out... she's grooming me to be this friend's boyfriend, but I like her.

I don't know what the fuck to do now. Why is she kissing me and making out with me? Is that all part of the test? To see if I'm good enough for her friend?

I really like her. Really. If she has no interest in me past making me the perfect boyfriend for her friend... FUCK.

WHY DO I ALWAYS FIND THE MOST RETARDED FUCKING RELATIONSHIPS TO BE IN.

RAAAAAARRRHRRHRGHGHGHGHGHHGHG> FAAAAAAAACK.