theangrysloth

Hahahaha. Holy crap. I was drunk last night. Sorry about that. Probably drank a mickey of whiskey myself. I'm sort of a lightweight like that.

Guess what? I'm going to file a complaint with the labour board. My workplace is being stupid. This is going to be awesome.

In other news... am I attractive? I sometimes get the feeling that I'm not. But it's probably...
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POST.

Okay, though I do not find you terribly impressive, I am willing to sacrifice a small portion of my time to your proving of worth.

Okay.. now... go.

**edit** that was kind of a dick move. Okay, you all have a week.

Nothing particularly special today. Worked. Work was easy. Went to my old bar and ended up drinking four times as much as I expected. (That's right, four pints!)

Things are alright, though. I discovered a secret. A SECRET! That's right. You gotta message me for the secret. It's totally secret.

Loves y'all. Godspeed. Peace.

Slayed dragons in Ajax today, for a change. Actually, the dragon got away. So did the demons. For a bloody fight, it didn't amount to much.

Dropped by MEC today. Totally found a way to secure my backpack to my bike rack RIGHT AFTER I bought expensive panniers. Woot. Hooray for living and learning. Oh well. I guess you can't have too many ways to...
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Work was tolerable since Thursday. First day off today. Bought some apples and some wine. Biked up the Humber trail and back. Then went across the city to see my friend. Finally managed to beat him at darts... barely. Go me. All in all, a decent day. (Almost broke 50 kilometres in total. I wonder how many calories that is. I'm hungry ALL the TIME...
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The first two hours from waking up were great. I thought today was going to be a pretty good gosh-darn day.

But immediately upon reaching work, everything went to shit. And this shit continued to magnify in amplitude until I actually called the day over.

Like, seriously. WORST. DAY. EVER.

Let's just say the SECOND-DEGREE BURNS on my hand might have been the EASIEST part...
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Mmm, crme caramel. And apparently it's foggy out. I fog.

Dungeons and Dragons today. LOTS of RP. Very fun. Also killed several large demons. Good times.

Party still has some decoherence. At 21st level, it's amazing we've made it this far.

If the Transformers landed on a planet where people get around in giant robots instead of cars, would they still have to disguise themselves?

Roar. I'm bored. I have the next two days off. Dungeons and Dragons on Tuesday, but nothing planned for tomorrow.

Hmmmmmm. Roar.

Didn't get hit by a cab today. Just tired. I want this week to be over. But I work weekends, so it's not. Ugh. Somebody. Shoot. Me. With bullets.

A taxi cab hit my bike today. On PURPOSE. I was stopped in the bike lane at a RED LIGHT, and he somehow decided this didn't jive with his world view, so he honked his horn, swore a bunch at me, and then hit the gas, bashing into my rear wheel just before the light turned green.

Of course, I filed a driving complaint with...
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